Peter ft. Spider-Man

God-given Name

"Let me get this straight, Aunt May got a promotion that lead the two of you to move upstate, not just upstate-upstate but Avengers Compound upstate-upstate and now your parents are the Pepper freaking Potts and the Tony "I am Iron Man" Stark." Ned said while pointing a plastic fork at me.

"Yes, Aunt May got the promotion. Yes, we moved upstate. And no, Miss Potts and Mr. Stark are not my parents. They are my secondary guardians." I told Ned.

"Yeah... No. They're basically your parents." Ned said as if he was trying to make the idea a real thing.

"No, they're like my Godparents or something like that, someone who'll take care and look after me whenever Aunt May isn't around."

"Or just premium high-class babysitters" MJ commented.

"Parents, godparents, same thing"

"They're not the same thing you idiot." MJ replied.

"Bet in a few months?" Ned told MJ

"Weeks. 20 bucks" MJ replied.

"Deal" and they shook on it.

"You're betting on this? Seriously?" I asked incredulously.

"You're like Timmy Turner but more awesome." Ned said.

"Nah, Timmy Turner have fairy magical Godparents." I replied

"You have billionaires and superheroes as Godparents." MJ commented.

"It's not what it seems like. It's not like I have everything just because they're my guardian."

"You could though."

"No, besides I don't think that will happen. If I told Mr. Stark I want his company I bet he'll think I'm high or something. Maybe they'll sign their way out of the guardianship. Can that happen? Can they do that?"

"I don't think you have to ask. He might just give to you right of the bat." MJ said.

"Or maybe he already owns it." Ned added.

"How many times do I have to tell you guys that I'm just an intern for Mr. Stark and not his hei—"

"Still trying to convince people you have an internship for Tony Stark. Really pathetic Parker. Like that could happen. You're probably not allowed within a hundred feet of that place." Flash cut me off.

"Peter's internship is more believable than that stupid of an excuse channel of yours you piece of shit. Your teeth will be the next thing that will come out of that stupid mouth of yours if you don't shut up." MJ glared at Flash.

"Shut up you btch. Like a girl like you can punch me hard enough to break my teeth." Flash said arrogantly, mine and Ned's eye widened at that. Yeah, using "girl" as a form insult is his downfall that's for sure.

"Girl? Is that suppose to insult me? I'll return the slap if I took you for a man, and not having the balls to come up with a better comeback clearly show you're nonexistent masculinity. So, job well done."

"What did you just say to me, you btch?"

"I don't speak bullshit. Sorry, I'm not one to drag my IQ down just so you can understand my words but I'm feeling good today. So, I'll say this in words you'll understand. Fck off."

As much as I was enjoying how MJ was roasting Flash to no end I was glad that the bell rang to signal that lunch was over. I quickly ushered Ned to gather his stuff. I grabbed MJ's things and wrap my arm around hers to dragged her out of the cafeteria.

"Flash was like a fish out of water before we left him there." Ned said while laughing.

"Why do even some fish still live even after being removed from the water for too long?" I asked curiously.