Peter ft. Spider-Man

It's only been 2 hours

Peter: I don't want to stay with Captain Rogers.

Tony: You don't have a choice. May is out of town, so is Pepper. I'm going on a mission. Happy is busy with work and Rhodey needs to report to the president.

Tony: Like it or not, Cap is in charge.

Peter: Why him?

Tony: He's the most responsible one. If you hangout with the others you're more likely to cause trouble.

Peter: Oh please, Cap is not the most responsible one! You can even ask Bucky.

Tony: I don't trust anyone here aside from Bruce and he lock himself in the lab. Nat isn't back yet. So, sorry, Steve is gonna be in charge.

Peter: If you don't trust them then why are you leaving me with them?

Tony: Because I don't have a choice. You're still grounded and May will fcking rip my head if I let you go this time. Besides, Cap have the longest patience here. He can handle you.

Peter: Patience? Bet I can make him weep before I finish the second song.

Tony: Song? What song? Whatever, I need to go. Do your homework, and listen to everything the Cap says.

Tony: Bye kid see you tomorrow maybe the day after that—okay I'm leaving. Be good, for the love of—please be good.

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Peter: Hey Captaaaaaiiin~~

Steve: Yes Peter, do you need anything?

Peter: Are you good in geography?

Steve: Well I have to, in time of missions I need to know—

Peter: Okay then, I have a test next week and I need you to help me. All you need to do is listen and tell me if I say everything.

Scott, handing a microphone to Peter: Take it away Pete!

Peter: And now, the nations of the world
Brought to you by Peter Parker

Clint, Sam and Bucky wildly cheering for Peter in the background. Friday was assigned to play the background music. Vision was holding a stick in front of a big screen with the map of the world in it.

Peter, energetically singing:
United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean
Greenland, El Salvador too
Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still

Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua
Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan
Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam
And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam

Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland
And Germany, now in one piece
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
Italy, Turkey, and Greece
Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
Ireland, Russia, Oman
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary
Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran

There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
Both Yemen's, Kuwait, and Bahrain
The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal
France, England, Denmark, and Spain

India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan
Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh, Asia
And China, Korea, Japan

Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia
The Philippine Islands, Taiwan
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand
Then Borneo, and Vietnam