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As Alaska went into the bedroom, Dakota and Michigan followed him.

"Alaska you know mom want her privacy"

"But why?"

"She makes out with daddy"

"But who was daddy?"

"I don't know, thats why were looking"
Alaska then opened the door a bit, and peeked in but saw a abstract sight.

"Mom?"
Alaska's mom was caught making out with a boby pillow of her but as a man.

"Yes dear?"

"Who is daddy?"

"Uhm... Me?"
This shocked Alaska and made him stop for a second. Dakota took a peek and made a 'eww' at the sight. This made Michigan curious but she couldn't get up.

"Not me actually, this is Oregon, my husband"

"Oh! He just looks like your twin"
She started to sweat and then closed the door on the three, making them all confused. Michigan sighed not being able to see what happened again.

"Dakota! What happened?"

"Mommy loves Daddy"

"I know that! What does Daddy look like!"

[Then the three go on a trip, end]

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