Taken Under Hemmings' Wing

Chapter X: We're Sort of The Cool Kids Now

Violet

I nodded in weirded out, especially on Luke. I don't expect him doing this at all. I mean, I'm an embarrassment to him.

Like a-small tiny squirrel and he's the great white shark. See how opposite we are?

"You're not drunk? Because of all the monster energy?" Michael asks still shocked but trying to put himself together.

I feel the same way, brother.

"He is, his gay body reacts weirdly to men drinks." I answered for them, they both laughed and gave me a high five.

We act close when it comes to jokes.

"Have you mistaken hot from gay?" He fought back with a cocky grin. He's disgusting.

"Uhm-what were you saying? We're living together? Yes." I changed the topic immediately showing him that I didn't hear him at all.

"Her man body can't handle the men drink, she's too manly for it." Now, he turned the tables on me. Bastard.

"I can't tell if you guys are reall-" Ashton was cut off by Luke.

"This is true, I live with this homicidal chic." He answers seriously but he still had to add some of his stupidness.

"So..That's crazy man but we really can't do anything about it." Ashton says and comes right in front of me.

He placed his hand on my shoulder, Lukes hand grabbed Ashton's hand away.

"She's sensitive, she might get a immediate orgasm just by getting touched." Luke butted in a joke,

Ashton widen his eyes and laughed.

"Well, I just wanted to tell you goodluck with this doofus, he's very demanding." Ashton said and didn't even bother touching me. Luke's such a massive a-hole.

"What are you saying man? I'm the most butler- like among us." Luke added in again laughing.

"You guys should know. I know." I said having a huge grin on my face.

Luke gave me a death glare, if that was even a death glare.

Michael and Ashton don't seem so bad, they are nearly like Calum. Luke as always out of place, he totally stands out.

I guess they just keep their devil attitudes as physical.

"You know what I know? You haven't taken a bath yet." Luke bounced back a line.

Right.

"You went to 7/11 in your pajamas? That seems legit." Michael said laughing. I never really thought of that.

"Luke had to throw you out in your pajamas? What a meanie!" Ashton acted like one of those pop preppy high school chics.

I laughed and shook my head. "There's more where that came from."

"Luke!" Someone shouted, we all turned our heads seeing Calum gasping for air.

"Sht, you sure are a fast runner." Calum expressed tired and had his eyes on me as if he checked if I was fine.

Calum sat on a couch which I was standing beside to.

"You're just lazy, dumbass." Luke answered Calum back.

Luke raised his hand and we all turned to him, he was about to touch me when I backed off.

"Right. Orgasm. But you sensitive chic need to brush your teeth and take a bath." He said pretending that he smells me. "And change into something guest appropriate."