I want to go somewhere fun!
:)
I decide to go somewhere fun.
Fun things happen.
Please listen to them.
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The crowd goes wild as I make my way down the street.
Ah, I love myself.
It's awfully red out today.
It puts me in the mood to ̶k̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶I̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶ throw a party!
I begin to scan my phone for people that I could invite to the party.
Beep.
The phone speaks to me for the first time. I can understand it.
And even though its words when translated into text come out as "bEePPP"
What it really means is AS FOLLOWS-
AHEM
This world is going to burn before our eyes.
The only way to escape death from our inevitable misfortune (IE: Death) is to accumulate as much happiness with everyone as possible.
If we offer them all up as tribute, everything will turn out A-Okay! :)
Our ̶G̶o̶d̶ ̶, D̶a̶i̶s̶y̶ friend demands them as tribute!
I remember the first time I bit down on human flesh.
It's not as soft and tender as you would probably imagine.
It's more like biting the cushion of a sofa if the sofa was made of skin.
̶P̶l̶e̶a̶s̶e̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶k̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶m̶e̶
Hmm, who do I want to call?
Ah yes! "Aol jybjpmplk npys" that clever bitch!
I tap on her name in my phone and wait for her to answer.
...
//¿Hola?
Ah! El clima es rojo!
//¿Que?
¡Ven aca!
We both speak Spanish to each other, a language we have both decided to master right now for the sake of this scene.
//Estare ahi pronto.
ありがとう！
Beep.
I Destroy the conversations tempo at the very last second by speaking Japanese to her.
She hates when I do that.
//¡Estoy aquí!
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//Hello!
//Thank you for inviting me on this very special day!
Oh what day is it?
//It's Sunday! that means it's the lord's day!
//I hope you didn't sin or anything like that. It would mean an automatic sentencing to the 17th layer of ̶h̶e̶l̶l̶ Hell!
Woah, I had no idea ̶h̶e̶l̶l̶ Hell had that many layers!
//It has just as many layers as you want it to have
//As long as that number is 23, because that's the actual number of them.
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