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Bruce wayne- Dating The Bat

"Jason, no" Bruce sighed, rubbing his temples as he sat in his office. Jason had dropped by Wayne Enterprise to see his father and brother. He opened his mouth to say hello, but was greeted differently. 

"I didn't even say anything yet!” Jason threw his hands up in defense. 

“It's the grin that really throws you off,” Bruce commented, looking back down at his computer. As he typed, it was quiet in his office. Sighing, he looked up to see Jason was sitting in one of the office chairs, staring at him with a grin. “ no” 

“Okay, hear me out-”

“ No, jason”

“But it's important!” 

“Is it about last nights gala?” jason nodded frantically, a wild look in his eyes as he leaned forward in the chair. He might have tipped it over if he had leaned any farther. “Proceed”

“Yes! Okay, so, hear me out: you know how ‘batman’ has been kicking so much criminal ass? And that you’re always too tired to talk to the women at the galas?” Bruce waited for jason to continue, nodding. “Well, what if we just say that you’re secretly dating the Bat?” 

“Absolutely not. That is a terrible idea” 

“What’s a terrible idea?” Tim Drake, Bruce's third child and the youngest CEO of Wayne Enterprises, had walked into Bruce's office with a coffee in his hand and bags under his eyes. Jason's smile had grown wider as he leapt to his feet and maneuvered Tim to the other office chair. 

“Bruce Wayne is secretly dating The Batman. It explains why he’s always leaving early, and never dates any of the women at the galas.” Tim sipped his coffee. 

“That’s - actually not a bad idea” Bruce sat back in his chair. 

“Will the tabloids believe it?” he inquired. Jason nodded again as he grabbed for his phone, and tims drink. Tim had dodged Jason's attempt to snatch his coffee without spilling it. “Of course they’d believe it.” 

Bruce smiled slightly, laughing at the two as Tim dodged yet another lunge for his coffee. “Alright, fine. Bruce Wayne is secretly dating batman.” Jason pumped his fist in the air triumphantly. “You’re the best, dad!” 

Bruce spit out the water he was drinking as Jason bounded out of the room. He had just called Bruce dad. That was unforeseen. And by the look on Tim's face, it wasn't something anyone was used to hearing. 

“Schedule the next gala for this weekend?” 

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