Keeping up with the Marauders

9

James: Girls? Is it okay if me and Peter crash with you lot tonight?

 Lily: We (Me, Mary and Alice) were actually going to ask if we could stay with you guys tonight

Mary: Yeah, the common room is really uncomfortable to sleep in. 

James: I don't think you want to stay in the boys dorm tonight, are you sure the girls dorm ain't free?

ALice: Is it Sirius and Remus?

Peter: Yep, Marlene and Dorcas?

Lily: Yeah

James: Well thats great

Peter: They really need to learn to shag anywhere else but our dorms, especially when it's night time and they forget a silencing charm. . .

James: Couldn't say it better myself Pete

Mary: So, where are we going to sleep?

James: Hey Reg, can we crash with you?

Regulus: I don't think that will be a great Idea. 

James: Why not?

Regulus: Because somebody covered the common room and most of he dorms in BUBBLES!!!

Mary: Hmm, I wonder who did that. . .

James: I wasn't me this time I swear!!!! It might have been Sirius though, I have a feeling he would do that.

Regulus: I might have to join you guys, my bed has become a bubble bath :(

James: Yeah you can join, should we try going to the Hufflepuffs, apparently they don't have a password or some crazy riddle. 

Mary: Sounds good, they'll hopefully let us crash there. 

Lily: Alright gang! To Hufflepuff tower

Lily: And if that plan fails then we will have to sleep in the library

Regulus: I'll meet you guys there then

*5 minutes later*

James: Do we knock or something?

Regulus: Just knock already! Have have a History of Magic class tomorrow!

James: Okay okay!

James: No answer.

Lily: Great, who fancies sleeping in the library?

James: Oh wait someones answering the door!

ALice: Thank god!!!!

James: They said we can sleep in the common room, Reggie where are you?

Regulus: I'm almost at Hufflepuff tower, did they ask why you were there?

James: Yes and I told them that the common room was on fire

Lily: Wasn't Potters finest moment

James: I panicked alright!!!

Regulus: And they believed you?

James: Well no, they asked the real reason and I just said 'Our friends are fucking and we really don't want to see or hear that so please let us in!' 

Peter: I would like to add that this was a 1st or 2nd year that opened the door to us

Regulus: 10 points to James for scarring a 1st year

James: I panicked! Stop judging me!