Keeping up with the Marauders

11

Euphemia: Monty? Can you hear that love?

Monty: Maybe the boys have woken up, its probably nothing darling

Euphemia: You're probably right. I'll go and check, just incase the boys want some tea.

Euphemia: *gets up and begins to walk down the hallway to hear a rather interesting conversation*

James: Shhh guys! You're meant to be being quite!

Peter: In fairness, it wasn't our idea to sneak out

James: In fairness, you all agreed! Remus and Sirius, you better not be doing it down there cause I swear I'll lock you nitwits out if you are!

Remus: We'ree coming you twat! 

Sirius and Remus: *climb through the window and tumble to the ground laughing*

James: SHHHHHHHH

Sirius: You're the one shouting for Merlin sake!

Monty: *Walks down the hall to spot his wife standing by the living room entrance*

Monty: Wha-

Euphemia: *Puts a hand over Montys mouth*

Euphemia: Shhh! I they just came back from sneaking off somewhere, let's listen!

Peter (to James): *points at Remus and Sirius* How much did they have to drink?

James: More than us combined I'd say

James: Alright, let's get back to my room before my parents hear us!

The Marauders: *walk (or in Remus and Sirius' case stumble) into James' room*

Euphemia and Fleamont: *Follow them as they walk/stumble into James' room*

Sirius: Whazz a night!

Peter: Yeah, it was surprisingly easy getting the booze 

Remus: Zzzats cause it was a muggle pub Petey

James: Would have been a lot nicer if you two didn't scar Wormtail and I by snogging furiously in the corner!

Euphemia: *Looks at Monty *

Euphemia: Did you know they were together?

Monty: *Shakes his head and continues listening*

Sirius: 'Ell we can alwayzz start form where we left off, what do you say Moonypie?

James: Please no!!!

Remus: Well I wouldn't mind-

James: Thats because he's your boyfriend!

Remus: Don't act like wouldn't be snogging your boyfriend if he was here!

Mia and Monty: *Shock. Just pure Shock*

Monty: Jamesy has a boyfriend-

Mia: -and he didn't tell us!

James: Not true! I would engage in civilised conversations, unlike you two!

Sirius: Hey! We do more than just snog!

James: Yeah, me and Peter walked in on that about a month ago!

Remus: Its not like you weren't snogging the living daylights out of a certain Slytherin the day before we left for the Holidays!

Sirius: Ew! Seriously James, my brother?

Mia and Monty: THE FUCK!!!

The Marauders: *Suddenly Notice the two standing out side their room*

Peter: Shit

James: Ummm, how much of that did you hear?

Euphemia: Since you lot climbed through the window

The Marauders: Great.

Peter: I'm sorry, on the overs behalf (mainly James'), for anything you may have heard

Euphemia: It's okay Peter, I think that we may have heard some very interesting things that have not been brought to our attention, don't you think Fleamont?

Monty: *Nods*

James (under his breathe): That Remus and Sirius have been doing it?

Remus:*Throws pillows at James*

Sirius: *Also throws pillows at James*

James: *Stuck under a mountain of pillows*

Peter: *laughing his arse off*

Monty: Well I do not believe that was what your mother was referring too

Mia: I was referring to how you are dating a certain Black without your parents knowing

James: *Trying to move the conversation away from him* Yes, but so is Remus!

Remus: Stop brining us into this you dickhead!!!

Mia: Language

Remus: Sorry Mia!

Monty: Back to the topic, is there anything you would like to tell us James?

James: Not really

Mia: James!

James: Okay fine, I'm dating Sirius' brother and the heir to the Black family, Regulus Black. But I love him more than life its self (as I've had to reassure Padfoot many times) and will love him till the day I die. Happy now?

Mia and Monty: *Smiling like crazy*

Monty: Yes, we are happy. Now get to bed boys, and I want to meet this boyfriend of yours! 

Mia: Oh yes! We could have him over for Christmas if he's free!

Mia: Oh, Sirius and Remus, we're very happy that you two finally figured it out

Remus and Sirius: Did she just-

Peter: *Laughing* Yes she did, in fairness it was pretty obvious that you two idiots liked each other

The rest of the night, the marauders joke around until falling asleep one by one.