Keeping up with the Marauders

14

(Part 2 of Wolfstar and Jegulus as teachers)

The 6th yr Group Chat

Lavender: Guess what Guess what Guess what!!!!

Patril: Yes Lavender

Lavender: I found out Prof.Black is married

Seamus: The Astrology Teacher?

Lavender: Of course, the other Prof.Black one of Harry's dads

Seamus: How did you find this out?

Lavender: I asked him the ring on his left hand

Dean: And....?

Lavender: He said it was a wedding ring. 

Patril: OooooooooooooooohhhHHHH

Patril: I wonder who he's married to....

Dean: Harry probably knows, Professor Black is his Godfather after all....

Lavender: Harry?

Harry: Yes. 

Lavender: Weren't you staying at your godfathers place last year.....

Harry: Yes, along with my Dads.

Patril: SO you know who Professor Black is Married to???

Harry: Yes.

Dean: I think what their getting at Harry, is that they want to you spill the tea on one of our favourite professors since theres nothing else to gossip about...

Pansy: Not true, we can always talk about who the chosen one has been hooking up with XD

Harry: 🖕

Lavender:  Dean is right, we have all ran out of good gossiping material (thanks to Harry not telling us who he's dating) so let's get back to the topic at hand.

Harry: So let me get this straight. 

Harry: You want me to tell you who my Godfather is Married to cause ya'll have nothing else to talk about. 

Patril: Yes

Lavender: Yes

Romilda: Yes

Dean: Yes

Zack: Yes

Hermione: No

Fred: Yes

Hermione: How are you even on this? This is the 6th year chaT

George: We added our selfs

Pansy: How?

Fred: MAGIC

George: ✨✨✨

Pansy: Just tell us already before we all get bored

Patril: WE WANT TO SPILL THE TEA

Hermione: Harry, maybe you should ask Sirius first...

Harry: Good point, although they're not being very subtle.

Ron: Harry mate, that because you basically live with the blokes!

Harry: Well they are my uncles

Lavender: Hold up, Blokes?

Pansy: Uncles?

Fred: Apple Juice?

Harry: wtf

Fred: :D

Lavender: Professor Black isn't with Professor Snape is he?

Harry: FUCK NO

Ron: I think I'm gonna be sick. 

Harry: Snape treats me like shit and they literally HATE each other!

Lavender: It could have been a hate love sort of thing

Patril: You mean like enemies to lovers?

Lavender: EXACTLY, like Harrys dads

Harry: My dads never hated each other.

Lavender: Well they were in Gryffindor and Slytherin......

Harry: Doesn't mean they hated each other.

Patril: Sooooo...

Harry: Yes?

Patril: Who is Black Married too?

Harry: I'll give you one clue. 

Harry: Professor Blacks last name isn't actually Black- not anymore at least.

Patril: 😮

Lavender: 🤯

Seamus: Honestly, probably should have seen that coming....