Keeping up with the Marauders

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The Black Cousins Group Chat

Cissy: WE NEED TO TALK!!!!

Andy: Whats going on?

Cissy: I just found out that our dear little cousin Sirius is dating someone!

Sirius: Oi! I'm 16 and a half

Sirius: Plus who told you??? If its Reg I'll kill the little bastard!

Reggie: I never said anything Sirius

Sirius: Really???????????

Cissy: It wasn't him, I saw you snogging them by the green house before term ended 

Reggie: SEE! It wasn't mee!

Sirius: Sorry Brother 

Andy: Wait! Reggie knows and you didn't tell me??

Sirius: Sorry And's 

Andy: 'S okay 

Bella: Back to the topic please! I need to know who our dear cousin is dating

Sirius: I hardly see how its any of your business!

Bella: Well I just think Aunt and Uncle would like to know....

Sirius: Oh they know

Cissy: Since when?

Sirius: Since 24 minutes ago

Reggie: He's not kidding, the screaming was out of this world!

Reggie: I'm surprised he can still text after being hit with all those Crucio's!!!

Sirius: Well you get used to them after living with Mother and Father

Cissy: Lets back track a little please......what in hells name happened!?!?!

Sirius: I got disowned

Bella: At last!

Andy: You poor thing! Do you need a place to stay? 

Sirius: Thanks Andy but I've got that all sorted

Bella: So this mysterious love of yours got you disowned???

Bella: Who are they and I must send them a thank you note

Sirius: Haha, very funny Cousin

Cissy: Well it won't do much harm letting us know, would it???

Sirius: Wait, you don't know?

Cissy: What o you mean 'Wait, you don't know?'

Sirius: Well I thought your boyfriend would have told you after he sent that letter to my dear parents

Bella: It was Lucius that told them?

Sirius: Along with Snape, yes.

Andy: I am gonna kill those son of a bitches!!!!

Bella: You will no such thing!

Andy: Why not? You have already made it clear I am no longer your sister for following my heart, you cannot stop me!

Sirius: I'd rather not have one of the only sane members of this family throne in Azkaban thank you.

Reggie: Plus, Snape and Lucius have already been taken care off....

Cissy: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BOYFRIEND?!

Sirius: Nothing much.....

Reggie: ......you'll just have to wait till next term XD