Keeping up with the Marauders

4

James: SIRIUS ORION BLACK WHERE ARE YOU????

Sirius: What did I do?

Lily: I have no clue

Marlene: Beats me

James: Just. Tell. Me. Before. I. Hunt. You. Down. And. Murder. You. 

Sirius: Jeez, I'm with Regulus

James: Really?

Sirius: IS that so strange for a person to be hanging out with their brother?

James: No, its not

James: If I new you weren't LYING!

Sirius: How would you know I'm lying?

James: Well maybe its because I'm with Regulus right now and I don't see you anywhere!

Sirius: I thought you were on a date! 

Regulus: He is you idiot!

Sirius: Wait WHAT?!?!

James: THATS NOT THE POINT!!!

Sirius: You are going out with my little brother! I think thats kind of is a big thing!

James: YOU BROKE THE CODE OF CONDUCT!!!

Sirius: What code of conduct?

James: THE CODE OF CONDUCT WHERE WE WOULD PROMISE TO NEVER KEEP SECRETS FROM EACH OTHER YOU SHIT HEAD!!!!

Marlene: You guys have a code of conduct?

Remus: We made one in second year. Although I am quite interested in what James has to say and how Sirius was found breaking the contract created by a bunch of 12 year olds.

James: HE BROKE THE PROMISE

Remus: How exactly

James: I found a note he had written 

Marlene: Okay, what did the note say that got your underwear in a twist?

James: It says this -

'Hello Gorgeous,
I can't believe its our 1 year anniversary! I also can't believe how oblivious James is, as he still hasn't noticed. Anyway, I'll see you after school at our special place ;)'

James: WHO THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING WITH FOR A YEAR WITHOUT TELLING ME!?!?

Marlene: Have you seriously not noticed?!

James: Noticed what?

James: Do you know who he is dating?

Regulus: James, the whole school knows!

James: WHAT!!!!!!!!

James: Sirius and whoever told everyone but me?

Marlene: You are so dense.

Marlene: They haven't exactly been discrete

Sirius: HEY

James: Well who is it!?!?!

Remus: 🤦‍♀️

James: Who is it?!?!?!

Regulus: Why did I ask your oblivious arse on a date!

James: Cause I'm a good kisser and you know it ;)

Sirius: Did not need that information!!!!

James: Back to the topic

James: WHO ARE YOU DATING?!?!

Marlene: Wait give me a minute

Marlene: James, where are you?

James: Umm

Marlene: And if you are in a brooms closet with mini Sirius just say your in the courtyard

Regulus: We are in the court yard then. And my name is Regulus. 

Sirius: WHAT?!

Marlene: Sirius, where are you?

Sirius: hdsf4wluitahwebfe

Sirius: Let's go with court yard. 

Dorcas: Do you mean you're actually in the court yard or is that code for Brooms closet?

Remus: What do you think Cas?

Sirius: It was his idea not mine!

Remus: Its the only place where there aren't 1st years! Do you really want us to scare some poor eleven year old?

Lily: Valid point. 

James: Can someone please explain?

Peter: For someone who helped to create the marauders map you really are stupid. 

James: Hey!!

Regulus: Whats the Marauders map?

Dorcas: I would also like to know this

Marlene: It's a map of Hogwarts that shows where everyone is. Now let's get. back to the subject where James is an oblivious idiot. 

Dorcas: How do you know?

Marlene: I borrowed it for a prank on Mcgonagall 

James: Back to the topic, I get that I'm oblivious but can someone please tell me what in merlins name is going on?!?!?

Remus: Can someone just tell him? I am two busy laughing my arse off 🤣

Marlene: If you and Sirius aren't snogging in the brooms closet XD

Remus: Well Sirius is trying to hunt down James and Regulus now

Regulus: Oh shit, it was nice knowing (and snogging) you Potter ;)

James: Well I'm dead. 

James: WAIT MY FRIENDS WERE SNOGGING IN THE BROOMS CLOSET SNOGGING AND THEY DIDN'T TELL ME?

Lily: Your Friends are dating and your oblivious arse didn't notice!

Remus: James, we literally hold hands to class

Sirius: And I've kissed Remus in front of you

James: I thought you two were just really good friends like Dorcas and Marlene

Marlene: . . . 

Dorcas: . . .

James: Oh  OHH

Dorcas: Yep.

Marlene: Since 4th year

James: That explains a lot.