Keeping up with the Marauders

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[Wolfstar and Jegulus teaching at Hogwarts Part 1] - [Voldy does exists and Lily still dies (Lily was Jegulus' Surrogate]

Regulus: Potions Professor
Remus: DADA Professor
Sirius: Astrology Professor
James: Quidditch Coach

James: Is everybody free on Friday afternoon for Butterbeers at the Three Broom Sticks?

Remus: Sure, we don't have to start reports for another two months so count me in.

Sirius: Hell yes!

Regulus: O' course love

James: Great! We all deserve a break after all...

Remus: Couldn't agree more.

Remus: Anyway, hows Harry going? I haven't seen him around much...

Regulus: He's doing good

James: We think he's found himself a Boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sirius: Really!

James: Yep.

Sirius: When did he tell you this!?!?!

Regulus: He didn't tell us

James: But he's always out and on the phone to someone. 

Regulus: And every time we ask about it, he says he's on the phone to Ronald Weasley. But I know for a fact that the Weasley Boy hasn't got a clue how to use a phone. 

James: So we asked Ron, and he said that Harrys always leaving the Dorm room at night....

Sirius: Ohhhhh!

Sirius: A secret Romance!!!!!

James: I KNOW RIGHT!!!

Regulus: Your both so Childish 🤦‍♀️

James: 😮

Sirius: HOW DARE YOU!

James: REGGIE MY LOVE, I FEEL SO BETRAYED!

Sirius: ME TOO! HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING!

James: 🤣

Sirius: 😂😂😂

Remus: If you two are finished with your tantrum then can we please continue with the conversation.

Sirius: What ever you say Mooncake 💕

Remus: 🙄💖

Sirius: Wait, so do we have any idea who this secret Love  is????

Regulus: No clue. Any ideas?

Sirius: If Harry is sneaking out of the tower, I think its safe to illuminate anyone in Gryffindor.

James: Maybe they are in Gryffindor and just meeting up somewhere else...

Sirius: You mean like a quick snog in the Brooms Closets?

Regulus: Speaking from experience are we now?

Sirius: I should say the same to you!!!! James brung up the idea in the first place!

Remus: look, Never mind Prongs and Your little Brother Snogging in the brooms closet, we all have classes to teach. 

Sirius: Fair enough. See ya'll at Lunch

Regulus: I'll be grading papers so we'll catch up after dinner 

Sirius: Sure

James: See ya guys, I need to get these firsties on some brooms (hopefully no one sprains their wrist next year)

Regulus: The only reason Augustas didn't hex you into obliviant is because of the mountain of chocolate Neville got from Remus to keep the little boy calm. 

James: IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!! And Plus, if it hadn't happened Harry may never have made it onto the team!

Regulus: 🤦🏻‍♂️

Sirius: Oh well, we'll come back to the topic on whose bed Harrys been getting into later....

James: 🙄

Harry: Ya'll know I'm apart of this chat right?

Regulus: Fuck

James: Um, Hi Hazza

Remus: Shit shit shit shit shit. 

Sirius: Well this is Awkward...

Harry: Yep. I'm half debating sending screen shots of this to the 6th year group chat 😂

James: HARRY J POTTER, IF YOU DARE DO THAT YOU WILL STUCK IN DETENTION FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Harry: Okay, Okay.....😂

Harry: Byezzzz