the diaries of a pubescent boy

saved by the bell

just then, the teacher walks in with the new student in tow. jason loh scuttles off back to his table like the rat that he is.

before the teacher can say anything,the new girl introduces herself with a smile. she is beautiful. her golden locks reflect the bright sun, and her face is the total opposite of mine. it looks clean and pimple free, and the oil on it is almost non existent. shes wearing a shirt that went out of style before we were even born, but somehow she still manages to make it look good.

every single boy in the class stares at her, their mouths wide agape. i dont blame them. she looks like an angel.

almost like a movie, the only empty seat is right next to me. to no ones surprise, she sits next to me.

she sticks her hand out and introduced herself.

"hi, im amy."

i just look at her speechless. in my mind though, i resolve to get rid of all my damn pimples so that i can get with her.

i have tried this and made this resolution so many times i cant count it on my hands. however im sure that this is the time. i will do everything in my power to get buff and totally pimple free.

this will be my resolution. immediately after school i jog back home. this will be step one of my weight loss plan.