the diaries of a pubescent boy

everything is going according to plan

When I walk into class, it's as though no one knows I even came in. I head over to my seat and lie down as per normal.

Just then, Jason Loh walks by, and I brace myself, waiting for him to apologise again.

However, this time he walks by me as though I'm not there. This is amazing! Soon, I fall asleep, and before I know it, the teacher comes in.

We stand up to greet him, and just at that moment he shouts at me. "Alex Tan! Take that ridiculous sign off your head!" Oh no, this is bad!

I slowly take it off, trying to delay my demise for as long as possible. Once the sign is off, Jason Loh teleports behind me. "Hey man, I'm really sorry."

I cut him off instantly.

"Stop saying sorry! I got you the forst time, and that was good enough. Now you're really pissing me off!"

"I'm really sorry..." Clearly, Jason Loh has some problems with his ears. I let him finish his speech before I force him to get back to his seat.

I look back at the front of the class, and just then, I notice the teacher trying to hold in his laughter.

A few months ago, I thought my life cpuldn't get any worse. Well, I was definitely wrong.