the diaries of a pubescent boy

wow im popular now

I tap Amy on the shoulder and ask her to turn around. "Hey Amy, it's me, Alex."

"Oh shit! I totally didn't recognise you!"

I am so relieved. Her approval was what I needed for the final step of my transformation.

Just then, the bell rings, and I put my thoughts away. "Hey dude, I'm sorry about what I did before." I wake up with a shock. I fell asleep in class again! I look around to see who it is.

To my surprise, it's the one and only Jason Loh! I wonder why he would want to talk to me when I was clearly sleeping, but to be honest, Jason Loh is kind of stupid.

I tell him that it's fine, and then walk off. I hope he doesn't take it the wrong way.

Halfway down the hall, a gaggle of girls approach me. I ignore them, thinking they've mistaken me for someone I'm not.

However, they grab my arm and pull me back. "Hey," they start, "You're really cute. Give us your number!"

I look around, still firm in my belief that they've mistake me for someone else.

"Hey! We're talking to you!"

Well, if they're talking to me, I'm definitely going to give them my number. When else would any girl ask for it? I should seize the opportunity.

"Sure! It's 1234 5678."