the diaries of a pubescent boy

sneaky 1000

The teachers don't let me wear the sign in class, so I have to think of a solution. I put the sign on my neck and I think about how I'm going to make it such that the teachers can't see it.

At that moment, I realise that if teachers can't see it, it means that other people won't be able to see it too, defeating the sign's purpose.

So, I have to think of a new solution. I reflect on why people didn't want to talk to me back in the day. Then, I realise that it was because I had pimples.

So, I have to think of a way to get more pimples. However, I've already worked so hard to get rid of them. Just then, I'm hit with a galaxy brain idea. What if I just put fake pimples?

I can't add them all at once, but gradually, meaning that I'll have to endure a few more weeks of this torture. However, it will be worth it. I'll just tell my friends or people that I want to keep talking to that the pimples are fake.

I only have one problem. Where am I going to get fake pimples?