The Nerd is Actually Bad

Big Booty Walter

Chapter 5:

"Stop."

Poke

"Stop!"

Poke

"For fuck's sake, can you stop, Alex?" I scream at the annoying kid sitting beside me.

He puts his arms up in surrender and smirks,"I was just trying to wake you up, partner."

I glare at him. "I wasn't even sleeping in the first place. I just put my head down on the desk to stop looking at your ugly face," I finish with a sugary sweet smile.

He dramatically gasps and puts his hand on his heart in mock pain. "You wound me right here," he says pointing at the place were his heart is at.

I roll my eyes and turn my head back to the board and copy the notes in my notebook.

"You know, I wish you'd just tell me your secret and none of this would have to happen," he says looking at me from the corner of his eye.

"Why do you even want to know? I'm just a nerd who lied to skip class," I tell him, still writing down the notes.

"No, your the nerd who showed up Chris in class without anybody knowing, and your the nerd that curses and has a lot of sarcasm. Now tell me, doesn't that sound fishy? Nerds don't do that. They don't lie to skip class, they don't show up one of the school's badboy, and they definitely don't talk to me the way you do," he says looking at me in the eyes.

I look away,"maybe I'm just brave."

"Maybe. But the fact that you never denied having a secret proves my point, sweetheart," he drawls lazily.

"One: don't call me that, two: why do you even care? We've never spoken before until yesterday, and three: can you scoot over? How many times do I have to tell you about personal space?" I stress out while trying to push him. Keyword being try.

"I have an answer to all three of those little points you just made: because I can." He says raising his eyebrow at me.

I smirk and lean closer,"if you can, then I can do this too," I finish and grab my pen and draw random lines on his face.

When I lean back it's really hard to not laugh at his expression. His eyes and mouth are wide open and he has a shocked look on his face.

He opens his mouth to speak but is cut off when the bell rings. I shrug my shoulders at him and smirk before walking out the classroom and into the hallway.
I go to my locker and put my books away and get my money for lunch. As I'm walking to the cafeteria, a hand is put on my mouth and I am shoved inside an empty classroom.

I bite one of the fingers of the stranger's hand and get a satisfying 'ow' in response. The hand is taken away from my mouth and I turn around and see Alex standing in front of me; without the pen marks on his face.

"What the fuck? You scared the crap out of me! You know normal people just go up to the person they want to talk to, and not kidnap them and take them to an empty classroom!" I scream glaring at him.

"Are you done?" He asks in a bored tone.

"Ugh! What do you want?" I say throwing my hands in the air in an exasperated manner.

He walks closer to me and I back up until I hit a wall.
How cliché.
He stops when there's almost no space between us.

"Do you really think you were going to get away with what you did, sweetheart?" He drawls huskily.

I take a deep breath and talk like the little space, if any, between our bodies doesn't bother me.
"Honestly? Yeah I actually did."

"Well you're not," Alex says huskily and puts his hands on my waist.

He leans in, close enough that if we talked our lips will be brushing against each other.

I try to show that the situation isn't really bothering me, but in the inside I'm freaking out.

Is he going to kiss me?
Do I want him to kiss me?

He leans in, a fraction of a centimeter closer, looking at me in the eyes intensely.

I close my eyes in anticipation, but that's when my phone decides to ring. We both jump away from each other. I blink and take out my phone from my back pocket.

I lift up the screen to my face and see Big Booty Walter on it.

I frown, but answer the call anyways, turning my back to Alex and facing the wall.

"Hey, cuz," the voice of my cousin replies instantly.

"What do you want, Walter? I'm at school!" I whisper furiously, hoping that Alex doesn't hear the conversation, although I doubt it.

"Can't I just call my favorite cousin to say hi?" He asks.

"Um no, no you can't. I'm going to see you today for Grandma Rosa's Family Reunion party anyways," I tell him with annoyance on my voice.

"Speaking of that, can you not leave me alone with her? She's always smacking my butt when I curse in front of her," Walter says.

I roll my eyes. "That's your fault. And plus she smacks everybody's ass, especially yours because you have a bigger rack than a dumb blond," I tell him.

He groans,"why was I blessed with a big ass? I'm already hot enough without the butt."

"Keep telling yourself that. Anyways I gotta go, see you tomorrow Big Booty Walter," I say teasingly before hanging up, not giving him time to respond.

"Big Booty Walter? Really?" Alex asks with amusement in his eyes.

"What? It's not my fault he has a big booty!" I cry out.

He rolls his eyes. "Anyways, I gotta go take care of some business, but expect more of these little meetings, sweetheart," he winks at me before he walks out the doors leaving me alone in the classroom.

I sit in one of the desks and think of what just happened.

We almost kissed! The idea angers me, but what angers me most is that I would've kissed him back, no questions asked.

If it wasn't for my 14 year old annoying cousin, I think
we would have kissed. I'm almost grateful that he called when he did.

I groan out loud,"why is my life so complicated?"

*****
New chapter !
I wanna dedicate this chapter to my best friend Leslie, who in reality really does call one of her cousins Big Booty Walter, and gave me the idea to add it to my story. Thanks for reading !

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