Foundation

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Foundation should be outlawed for false advertising. The big marketers tell us that it's "ultra thin" and "won't show on your skin." I call bullshit.

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU THREW POWDER ON YOUR SKIN! WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!

I have tried everything from using my fingers, brushes and sponges to rub it in to trying different types of foundation.

I HATE THAT IT STILL LOOKS THE SAME! UGH!

I'll be waiting for the day when a foundation actually looks nice... Or tells the truth. Until then, I'll just waste my life savings on a thing that makes me feel the opposite of how it's supposed to instead of saving for college or a car.

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