"So I have this spell I want to try out, Salazar. Want to volunteer?" Godric asked. Salazar looked up from the book Rowena lent him and sighed.
"As long as what happened last time doesn't repeat itself." He said. Godric grinned sheepishly.
"Yeah sorry about that."
"Fine. Whatever. What spell is it?" Salazar asked.
"A human transfiguration one. Turns people into clothing items." Godric said.
"Fine I'll volunteer." Salazar said, making Godric cheer.
He said the incantation, and it worked. Sort of. Salazar was now stuck as a dirty old hat.Godric tried to reverse it, but failed. Which meant the Salazar was officially Salazar the hat.
"Uh Sal. We have a problem." Godric said.
"What is it this time?" Salazar's voice asked. "On wait- I'm stuck as a hat aren't I?"
"Yeah."
"Oh great!"
Just then Rowena walked in. "Godric where's Salazar? He has to return the book he borrowed. Helena wants to read it. Also what's a battered hat doing here?"
"Ow, Ro. You wound me." Salazar the hat said dramatically.
"Salazar!" Rowena shrieked. "Why are you a hat!?"
"Uh yeah. I've something to do with it." Godric admitted. Rowena's eye twitched.
"Idiots the two of you!" She muttered and walked out.
"Hey I think I'll actually stay this way." Salazar said. "I'm a master at legilimency and occlumency. And I can talk. Ooh maybe I can tell the students which house they should be in."
"That's actually a good idea." Godric said thoughtfully.
"And that's how I ended up as a hat." Salazar the hat told Harry.
The raven haired boy blinked. "So the whole, you leaving the school because you were prejudiced is all bullshit?" He asked.
"Language. But yes. It is." Salazar the hat said.
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FanfictionHarry Potter Headcanons Includes - Golden Trio Era Marauders Era Next Generation Founders Era Tom Riddle Era (Cover made by me) !!!The headcanons will be written like one-shots!!! THIS BOOK IS WRITTEN BY ME! KEEP IN MIND, PLAGIARISM IS ILLEGAL!
