Fuck you, bro (Richie Tozier x Male!Reader)

•Fourteen/Epilogue•

Word Count: 558

Warnings: Cussing, Pennywise,

Song for chapter 14 - "Me And My Husband" by Mitski.

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"You wanna go outside to do something?" Richie asked Y/N. It was a lazy day, they were sitting on a couch in their shared home.

"What are we, kids? Hell no! unless we go terrorize some kids?" Y/N made puppy eyes at his boyfriend.

"What are you, Pennywise? Kinda down for it, but I don't know..."

"How about we just go to the grocery store, if you really want to stretch your legs?"

"Sure, the fridge is getting kind of empty anyway, I guess." Richie got up from the couch to get his warm clothes, Y/N following along. They decided on driving to a grocery store far away to jam out to some music for longer and take in some scenery.

They had an argument yesterday, which they seemed to not be acknowledging anymore. In fact, they always got into arguments. At worst, one would ignore the other for two hours. They couldn't really stay mad at each other. It was actually more like teasing, because it never got too heated and it was always about something stupid like the plot of a movie (Y/N still thinks he's right about that one).

The only ever heated argument in the last five years was the one that brought so much (sexual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) tension between them, which they were almost forced to solve (they talked it out like adults), because it was extremely uncomfortable for both of them. They never wanted to argue like that again.

A little bit after the argument, they had gotten into an official relationship. That had happened four years ago, they were not even engaged. It doesn't bother them, though, because they didn't like the societal concept of marriage. Just being together was enough for them. They weren't closed off to that option, however, so if it ended up happening they wouldn't mind either.

The radio started playing a familiar song, they both looked at each other. They didn't really have a "their song", but if they had to choose it would be (insert song of choice/favourite song). The whole couple's song thing was actually kind of cheesy.

Twenty seven minutes had passed since they had left their home and we're now looking around in the grocery store for both necessities and unnecessities (Richie was pretty sure that wasn't a word). They spent a few minutes walking around, getting everything and just chatting about random things.

"You know, Beverly called me yesterday to invite us to her wedding. It's happening in a month." Y/N brought up the topic while they were talking.

"We haven't talked to her for so long, Ben and Beverly are finally getting married?" Richie asked.

"No, actually, she's getting married to her girlfriend Jade. They met a few years ago. Things with Ben didn't work out it seems." Y/N explained.

"Oh, that's...that's great! Unexpected, but I'm happy for her." Y/N was surprised Richie didn't crack a single joke about it.

Once they got home they returned back to the couch with some snacks, turning on some shitty romance movie. Straight cis people are so annoying, they both thought.

Y/N thought he heard an egg crack from the kitchen, but quickly brushed it off, because he thought he was just going insane or something. Probably because of the movie.

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Sorry for the short chapter, but I didn't have much to write for the epilogue. I'm gonna post the Halloween chapter in a few minutes.