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Veronica: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Strong Man: Really? Name one law

Veronica: Don't kill people?

Strong Man: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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Tim, Tana, and Alex are sitting on a bench

Joey: Why do you guys look so sad?

Tim: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

Joey sits down

Tana: The bench is freshly painted.
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Oli: Hey, LeLe? Can I get some dating advice?

LeLe: Just because I’m with Eva doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Liza: I think we're missing something.

Tyler: Teamwork?

Lauren: Cohesion?

Andrea Russett: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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Ro: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

DeStorm: Go the fuck to sleep

Ro: What gif I don't want to?

DeStorm: Fuck You
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Cash: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
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DeStorm: Alex and I don’t use pet names.

Joey: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

DeStorm: Honey?

Alex: Yes, dear?

DeStorm:

Joey: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Justine: I’m an idiot.

Eva:

Arthur:

Andrea Brookes:

LeLe:

Justine:

Eva: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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Arthur: Is stabbing someone immoral?

The Sorceress: Not if they consent to it.

The Collector: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Carnival Master: YES?!?
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Justine: I’m going to take you out

Tana: great, it’s a date!

Justine: I meant that as a threat.

Tana: See you at five!
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Joey: I CAN'T DO IT!

Tim, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Joey: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Eva: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

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