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LeLe, leaving a message on Eva’s voicemail: I know you’re probably busy having mind-blowing sex, but I feel you need to know that your good friend, LeLe, has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You’ll probably need this information when you check me into the “Betty Crocker Clinic”.
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DeStorm: I hate Alex.
Liza: “Hate” is a strong word.
DeStorm: I have strong opinions.
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Joey: How would you kids like to do something for money?
Everyone:
Tim: Can we have some details first?
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JC: I wonder who invented the meatball.
Safyia: What do you mean “invented”?
JC: Well, some dude back in the fifteenth century must have said, “yes, meat is good, but it would be even better in ball form”.
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Eva: Be happy for LeLe. She hasn’t had a partner since fifth grade when Matt rudely dumped her.
Shane: She broke Matt’s leg.
Eva: Yes. And then he rudely dumped her!
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Gabbie: Tell Tyler to ask Joey out.
Tana: No! Tyler never did anything bad to me.
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Alex: No!
Justine: Please? For me?
Alex: Don’t do that.
Justine: What?
Alex: You think whenever you say “please, for me” that I’ll just do anything you want. Not this time!
Justine: Please, for me?
Alex: sighs Okay.
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(My own incorrect quote)
Therapist: Stop saying that about yourself. You have the perfect hair and the perfect eyes.
Nikita: I pay you $25 an hour to say that shit.
Nikita: But please, continue.
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LeLe: I just have one question.
Tim: What is it, LeLe?
LeLe: What color is an orange?
Tim: LeLe, you bonehead. Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon.
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DeStorm: You have a crush on her.
Alex: WHAT?
DeStorm:
Alex: That’s not- I’m- I don’t just fall for anyone who’s nice to me!
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