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Nikita: I hate MatPat. I hate him! And I'm the kind of person who doesn't hate anyone.
Manny: You hate Joey.
Nikita: Well, he's hateful! Besides him, I don't hate anyone.
Manny: You hate Colleen.
Nikita: Well, she call me 'kiddo' and click their tongue! Besides Joey and Colleen, I don't hate anyone.
Manny: You hate Teala.
Nikita: Oh, who doesn't?!
Manny:
Nikita: Okay, fine, so I hate a lot of people. But I hate MatPat more.
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Eva: Alright, now everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.
LeLe: Why?
Tim: Are you in a hurry?
Eva: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.
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Tana: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Liza: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Joey: I got distracted about halfway through.
Gabbie: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Ro, talking to Justine on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Justine: You bet!
Ro: At what temperature?
Justine: 535.
Ro: That's the clock.
Justine:
Ro:
Justine: 536.
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Nikita: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
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Safiya: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Roi: Okay, but in my defense, Manny bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Safiya: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Ro: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Alex: Okay, but what is updog?
Tana: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
DeStorm: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Justine: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Colleen: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Ro: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
