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MatPat: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Safiya: Oh, we've had worse.
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Gabby: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Justine: All I drank was Redbull!
Gabby: How many?
Justine: Eighteen.
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Manny: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Nikita: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in his own pool. Big difference.
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Andrea Russet: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
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MatPat: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Safiya: We could attack them with hummus.
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Eva: Locks Matt in the car. Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Matt: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
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Nikita: Damn, MatPat, are you secretly cool?
MatPat: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.
Nikita: I do not.
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Gabby: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Andrea Russet: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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MatPat: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Ro: It's kind of complicated, but Safiya-
MatPat: Got it. Forget I asked.
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Sierra: Justine, where have you been? You left your cell phone in your desk and I assumed you were dead.
Justine: Uh, I would clearly be buried with my phone.
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JC: Just be yourself, say something nice.
Nikita: Which one? I can't do both.
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DeStorm: Tyler, I think you should play the role of my father.
Tyler: I don't want to be your father.
DeStorm: That's perfect. You already know your lines.
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Justine: Did you notice how hot your sister has gotten?
Ro: Glares
Justine: Because I have not!
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Oli: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
