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Tyler: Why are you crying?
Tana: Because I'm stupid.
Tyler: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
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Nikita: Start talking!
MatPat: Well, I-
Nikita: Shut up!
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MatPat: It’s time to turn this business into a real business.
Nikita: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Manny: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Safiya: I handle our accounting.
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Bretman: I know Krav Maga!
Nikita: I know Shooting People In The Head.
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Joey: How hot is it in here now?
Colleen: 107 degrees.
Bretman: Every night I prayed for God to make me hotter.
Bretman:
Bretman: THIS ISN’T WHAT I MEANT!
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Alex: I found another lie that parents tell!
Alex: I ate one of those berries that are for birds and your parents tell you not to eat. I haven’t been sick yet. They tasted quite good and I am not sick yet so I think it’s a lie.
Alex, 10 minutes later: Never mind! I just went to the toilet and puked.
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LeLe: Does it worry you that you never sweat?
Tim: No.
LeLe: But what if one day all your sweat just builds up inside and you just explode?
Tim:
Tim, deadpan: I would love that.
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Tana: How stupid do you think I am?!
Andrea Russet: You really want an honest answer to that?
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Nikita: So, what’s going on between you and Joey? I’m sensing some tension.
Nikita, later, to Manny: I didn’t sense any tension, I just wanted some drama and I figured Joey and Colleen were a good start.
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Manny, ugly crying: How can MatPat not want me back? I’m so cool and hot. I’ve got it all!
Safiya: But that’s not the only things people care about!
Manny: WHAT ELSE IS THERE?!
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Alex: You’re bossy.
Tim: What?
Alex: You’re bossy! [laughs] And short.
Tim: Are you drunk?
