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Justine: I hate my last name.
Ro: Why?
Justine: Because it's not your last name. ;)
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Sierra: Why are you smiling?
LeLe: What? Can't I just be happy?
Sierra: Matt tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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Mortimer: Let me see what you have.
The Sorceress: A knife!
Mortimer: Okay, have fu-
Joey: NO!
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Eva: When I was younger I tried to form a gang once.
Oli: How'd it go?
Eva: It turned into a book club.
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Nikita: "Person of Interest" is almost too flattering.
Nikita: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, "A man has been murdered in your village and you are a person of interest," I'd be like, "Moi? Oh, do go on."
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Ro: Oh fiddlesticks, that really ruffles my feathers.
Nikita: Please just say fuck.
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Manny: It's been a tough year.
Safyia: It's the first week of February.
Manny: Your point?
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Matt: Here, I made breakfast!
Tim: Ooh, toast. Let me know when your cookbook comes out buddy.
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Safyia, dejectedly: We should have been together...
MatPat, tearing up: I know! We could have been so great, you and I!
Teala: You're literally just on different quiz teams, calm down.
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Oli, walking in bruised: Hey, guys.
Eva: Oh my God! What happened!?
Oli, as Tim walks in: Tim misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.
Tim: I am so sorry. I thought it was a tradition.
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DeStorm: Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person alive.
DeStorm: I woke up in a box.
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Gabbie: A pro of being framed for a crime would be getting to say "Now I know what Roger Rabbit felt like."
Gabbie: The cons are pretty bad though.
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Ro: You are very naughty.
Blueberry: ......
Ro, softer: Okay, but next time there will be consequences.
Blueberry: ......
