Perseus Wayne

bonus chapter!

yo yo wassup! was looking through the comments on this book and i found a idea i had back then and that gave me motivation to write it yuh anyways enjoy! this might be just pure crack but i'm on crack/j soo

might have made nico a little too OOC but i haven't read PJO in a while and i didn't read trials of apollo yet so sue me

edit: OK I MIGHT HAVE ACCIDENTALLY MADE NICO GEN Z BUT UMM I LIKE IT SO

2023 edit: I REREAD THIS AND IT WAS SO BADLY WRITTEN??? fixing some grammar xoxo

SWEAR WORDS AHEAD!!!

Nico didnt know shit about the man that had apparently adopted him. which is bullshit by the way, he most definitely 100% got KIDNAPPED!! like what type of person just goes "mhm yup your my son now" to a kid you randomly met on the streets one day? apparently that persons name is bruce wayne.

hades underpants i shouldn't have used all my energy running away from those cyclops. now i can't shadow travel away from this mess. nico thought angrily. the whole reason why he got here in gotham anyways was cause of the fact he decided life was being a little bit too shitty and he needed to run away from everything for a bit (mainly percy and his underlying love for him but SHHHHH)

"look here mister. i like really really really don't wanna get 'adopted' by you. i like going solo and this-" nico makes frantic hand movements "- is sooooo NOT solo." nico crossed his arm and glared at the fancy smancy man infront of him. the man hummed "well, nico your too young to go 'solo' your what like 9? 10?" the man bruce(what a fancy name for a rich idiot. nico internally eye rolls) had the AUDACITY to smile. "im 11 thats very much old enough!" nico fumes. he bets that he looks like a very very scary dragon right now. ha. beat that bruce

"still too young" bruce says upping a eyebrow "still too young my ass." nico mumbles dejectedly, slouching in his seat "language." bruce says curtly, looking at this phone "fuck you" bruce sighs did i adopt another damian? bruce thought to himself

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"let me go! you brick wall of a mortal" nico screams, he hadn't been able to escape cause this stupid brick wall named bruce DECIDED TO CARRY HIM LIKE A BABY!!! nico is very big and manly thank you very much he is NOT.A.BABY.

"father. who is that" a pish posh voice says behind him "this is nico your new brother" bruce replies to his son, damian. "ugh. another one? really father?" damian makes a displeased face "get used to it dami" another voice says in a sing song voice "bruce does this a lot" "shut up grayson"

"what's happening" a familiar voice says. nico pales. CRAP. FUCK. SHIT. BALLS. FUCK YOU APHRODITE. nico thinks rapidly. nico try's to hide his face with his hands "B got another kid" grayson says "it hasn't even been a year yet. new record huh" another voice says "jason. please. i don't adopt every black haired kid i see on the streets." bruce says tiredly "ya sure keep telling yourself that B." jason replies. "can we return him." damian says out of nowhere "no." three voices says "come on cous, we haven't even met the kid yet" the super duper familiar voice says "shut. up. jackson." damian grits out "aww dami we both know my legal name is now wayne wether you like it or not"

"the kids been awfully quiet did he pass out or something" grayson remakes "TT. he's weak." dami mutters "yoo kid you there" jason says poking nico's back "he might be asleep i'll bring him to the guest room" bruce says

i'm DOOMED.

yuhh haha i tried to be serious but i like torturing nico

so true 2022 eun torturing emos is so much fun xoxo anyways yeah this is still cringe but eh

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