Short and sweet and based off the beginning of an episode of Brooklyn 99 I saw while cleaning my room lol
Onikas pov
"You look absolutely beautiful by the way." He announces and I feel a little proud of myself. "Thank you, you aren't too bad yourself."
I watched him cut into his fish and smiled as I took a bite out of mine.
"So uh what do you like to do? Besides catching bad guys." He asked me with a grin and I wiped my mouth with my napkin before speaking. Maybe a date wasn't that bad.
"I enjoy art- and catching bad guys is pretty fun." I was a police detective, I enjoyed my job. I didn't enjoy my assigned partner though.
Speaking of the devil herself-she was calling me. I ignored it the first time but when I kept getting multiple rings I groaned.
"Looks like that's really important." He remarked and I pouted before picking it up. "Sorry It's work." He nodded in understanding and I picked up trying not to curse the vixen on the other line.
Beyoncé Knowles.
"What do you want?" I whispered watching our waiter refill our glasses. "Uh a "hey beyonce" would be appreciated." And it's like I could see her eye roll.
"You're kinda interrupting something so what's up?" I whispered and she started speaking.
"Well we're looking for a criminal and I'm telling you to be on the lookout like the good partner I am. He's tall, lightskin, was last seen wearing a lavender colored shirt and a black blazer-oh and has blue eyes."
I glanced at my date that fit the description exactly.
"He also enjoys luring out lonely women from dating apps-and guts them in his white van after." I met him on a dating app.
Shit.
"Oh and he's really bad a fitting fish in his mouth and really sloppy when eating because he just dropped some on himself." I heard her snicker and my nerves went up not from anxiousness but from pure annoyance.
"Okay, where are you?" I asked looking around and she walked up to our table with her phone in her hand still talking.
"Also has a really small penis." She saids lastly before sticking her hand out and smiling in his face and I wanted to die.
"Hi! I'm Beyoncé, Nickis boss." She said smiling those dangerously perfect teeth.
"That's not true-"I cut in and she interrupted me.
"Anyways I need Onika for a very extended amount of time so I'll see you later." She said to my date and dragged me away and I groaned in annoyance.
"Why are you like this?" I asked when we got outside and she shrugged.
"It's funny-and fun!" She exclaims with a grin.
"I hate you-this is the one time I get out for a date and it's ruined by you-what we're you even doing there? Stalking me?" I said tapping my heel on the concrete.
"Okay first of all you are not worth stalking, you're boring as hell and live a sad boring life in your plant infested hubby hole you call a house." She saids crossing her arms. Do you see why I dislike her?
"And second I was at the bar and I saw you." She said and that didn't answer why she interrupted my date.
"You know what? Fuck you! I was trying to have goodnight for once and all you do is come here and manage to stress me out and make me feel bad about my house." I turned the other way and walked quickly and I heard footsteps behind me.
