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Detour to Lucella | Piggy x FNF Crossover | Request

"Aah!" 

Girlfriend caught Boyfriend before he stumbled. He looked quite dizzy. 

"These teleportation powers...gosh, they always make me feel so dizzy," Boyfriend complained, getting to his feet. "You'd better get used to it. We're probably gonna use them a lot." said Girlfriend with a shrug. "So anyway, what're we doing here?"

"Your dad told me the next challenge is here. Dunno where this is, though," Boyfriend said, looking around. A tall house caught his attention. Girlfriend noticed it too. 

"This doesn't look as unusual as what we've already faced." Girlfriend remarked. "Easy for you to say, you're a demon." Boyfriend said. "Let's just go in and see what's in store for me." He then started to walk to the entrance. 

Girlfriend followed. Boyfriend tried to get the door open, but to no avail. Before he could wonder how to get in, a rustle was heard from somewhere behind them. 

"What was that?" asked Girlfriend. Boyfriend was about to reply, then something hard hit him in the back of the head. 

The last thing Boyfriend heard before fully knocking out was a scream from Girlfriend, then he fully blacked out.

*

Both of them woke up in a room that smelled pretty musty. 

"Where are we...?" Boyfriend groaned. Girlfriend got up groggily and looked around. "Probably in the house from earlier." she remarked, looking around. "This is a kids' bedroom. And whatever attacked us threw us on the ground."

"Damn, they could've let us sleep in the beds." Boyfriend said, getting up as well. "Can't you teleport us out of here with your demon powers?" Girlfriend rolled her eyes. "BF, you don't remember we're here to face another challenge, do you?" she said. 

"Oh! Right..." Boyfriend said. "Well, we'd better get out of this room, then." He then opened the door, left the room, then opened another and walked downstairs, Girlfriend behind him.

As soon as they reached the bottom, Boyfriend called out, "HEY! Whoever you are, show yourself!" There was silence for a while. 

Then, a pig appeared. It was an anthropomorphic pig wearing a dark, dirty red dress. She looked about twelve, and she weld a bat. She didn't look normal, however; her eyes were fully black, and she had a bright red pupil on her right eye. 

"B-Beep!" Boyfriend exclaimed, slipping into his beep bop language. Girlfriend looked appalled as well. "What the..." she said. 

The pig approached the two. Her head twitched occasionally, and it definitely did NOT look friendly. She then swung her bat in Boyfriend's direction, but thankfully, he was fast enough to duck. 

"Bep! Beep bo skdeep?!" Boyfriend exclaimed, indignant.
"Hey! What was that for?!"

The pig said nothing. She only stared and was about to swing the bat again until Girlfriend smacked it aside with a snap of her fingers. 

"Hey, stop trying to hit my boyfriend!" She snapped angrily. "We're only hear because we heard you're our next challenge!" The pig seemed confused by this, and tilted her head slightly. 

"Boop, bee bop bep beep. Beep bop bep, skdeep bo?" Boyfriend said. 
"Look, we're only here for a rap battle. If we win, could we please leave?" 

The pig seemed very confused still, but she seemed to shrug. Boyfriend and Girlfriend took it as a 'yes'. Boyfriend took out his mic, and Girlfriend manifested her iconic speakers and took a seat on them. "You know the drill." she said, and started the countdown.

"Three, two, one, go!" 

(Song below.)

As soon as they were done with that short song, the pig tried to attack again. Boyfriend dodged, and gave her a scowl. "Bop!" He exclaimed, indignance in his tone again. 

"So...can we leave now?" Girlfriend asked. The pig didn't seem to indicate a response. That frustrated Girlfriend and Boyfriend.

"Boop be beep? Bop." Boyfriend said with a sigh.
"Another song, huh? Bring it on."

As soon as they were done with the last song, Girlfriend asked again, "What about now? Could we leave?"

The pig didn't seem willing to let them leave. She then attacked Boyfriend with her bat.

Boyfriend somehow deflected the hit with his mic. He then yelled, "Skee dep! Boop, beep bo!"
"Girlfriend! Exit, now!"

Girlfriend snapped her fingers. The speakers vanished, and she ran out. Boyfriemd dashed after her, and before the pig could catch them again, they were gone.

Credits to ScooterSmash0 for the songs above.
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