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Guess Who Meme | Condan

[A/N: This is just something random with my OCs Connie and Jordan, and they're a couple. If you want to know what the meme actually sounds like, you can search it on YT. I'm using an altered translation as I want to make it clear of cussing and more fitting for my OCs.]

Connie: I wonder what Jordan's up to? Hm, what's he doing... I'm going to surprise him!

Connie: *jumpscares Jordan by shutting his eyes* Guess who!

Jordan: Ah, crap! Who could it be?! Judging by the size of those hands...it must be Lynne!

Connie: If you keep joking, I swear I will snap your neck.

Jordan: Of course I'm joking! 

Connie: Okay, time for you to guess! 

Jordan: ...

Connie: Dude, are you sleeping or what?!

Jordan: Eheh- sorry, I dozed off for a bit. I've felt a little tired lately after all those games.

Connie: Well then, answer my question!

Jordan: Wait a minute, what was the question?

Connie: Quit joking and guess who I am. 

Jordan: What do you mean by 'guess who you are'? You're my girlfriend!

Connie: Look at this fool trying to be a smarty-pants.

Jordan: Babe- please take your hands off my face now- you're seriously gonna gouge my eyes out!

Connie: Babe who?

Jordan: You're being stupid. Who else would be my girlfriend? 

Connie: Shut up and say my name.

Jordan: I need to answer my phone.

Connie: No such thing, dumbo. 

Jordan: Do you seriously think I don't know?

Connie: Quit playing games.

Jordan: Are you doubting me right now?

Connie: Is saying my name so hard?

Jordan: The name's not the problem, this is an issue of trust!

Connie: Fine. Let's see how far this can go. I bet my purple eye that you don't know my name. What about you?

Jordan: You sure you wanna take it this far?

Connie: What, you scared?

Jordan: I'm not scared, you are!

Connie: Look at this, you son of a gun. 

Jordan: I'm giving you a final chance to take your hands off now.

Connie: I give the last chances. Not you.

Jordan: There's no going back from this! Are you saying that it doesn't matter?

Connie: Damn right, that's what I wanted. One of us shall kick the bucket today, Jordan.

Jordan: We say the date we confessed in three. 

Connie: That all you got?! Adorable little cub.

Jordan: Just die if you're scared.

Connie: Shut up and let's start.

Jordan: One.

Connie: Two...are you saying your prayers?

Jordan: Before you kill me, let me say my last words.

Connie: GO.

Jordan: Your hands have gotten really rough...Edgar.

Connie: WRONG ANSWER IDIOT!-