Georgia: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Florida: Mine just says "Florida no."
Georgia: Please apply that to every situation.
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Connecticut: Is anyone else scared?
Massachusetts: Not really, I've already lived longer than I expected.
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Vermont: Ok, so I sorta did something and I need your advice. But I don't want a lot of judgment or criticism.
New York: ...And you came to me?
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*While at the zoo*
Colorado: What are they in for?
Utah: This isn't a prison.
Oklahoma: So they can leave then?
Utah: No, but-
Florida, pointing at a penguin: I bet that one killed a guy!
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*Louisiana walks into the room*
Louisiana: Hey, have you seen Florida?
Georgia: He's doing a thing.
Louisiana: Ok, well where's Texas?
Georgia: Trying to stop Florida from doing the thing.
Louisiana: And Mississippi?
Georgia: Trying to stop Texas from stopping Florida from doing the thing.
Louisiana: Kentucky?
Georgia: Stopping Mississippi from stopping Texas from stopping Florida from doing the thing.
Louisiana: Well what are you doing?
Georgia: Stopping you from stopping Kentucky from stopping Mississippi from stopping Texas from stopping Florida from doing the thing.
Louisiana: Well what is he trying to do?!
Georgia: Eat the TV.
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North Carolina: I'm 10 times better and funnier than you!
South Carolina: 10 times 0 is still 0, dummy.
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Georgia: Where's Mississippi?
Alabama: She's, uh... busy.
Tennessee: Being an idiot.
Georgia: What kind of idiot?
Tennessee: The 'everything is now on fire' kind.
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Massachusetts: If you're really that nice, kill that donkey.
Maine: What? That's not what a nice person would do.
Massachusetts: Do it, loser.
Maine: It's not nice to insult others.
Massachusetts: Did I ever say I was nice?
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Washington: I know how to cook, I'm not that incompetent.
Oregon: Tell that to my burnt sandwich.
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States Designs and Backstory
RandomA book of all my designs for the states. I might include head cannons and backstory here and there. You can take a look at the first chapter to get a better idea of what you might find here.
