Things I've eaten that shouldn't be eaten ever

Number three

Shampoo
1/10

My opinion:

Icky icky, gross gross yuck.
As you might already be able to tell by the word "shampoo", I once on a wonderful evening was showering myself, when all of a sudden my overly intelecc brein told me to take a bottle of shampoo, squeeze a big amount of te insides onto my palm, and fucking go to town licking it off my hand.

It wasn't good.

My mouth was full of foam trying
to wash it out.