Things I've eaten that shouldn't be eaten ever

Number six

Dirt
3/10

My judgement:
It was a fine fall day, the grass was moist, crows perched in the leafless branches of old maple trees, the fog was blocking the little vision we had as young toddlers. Young and experimental toddlers...

I was never quite liked as a kid for obvious reasons, so as I did not have anyone to spend my time with, I gathered the courage to start my own dirt-food-business. I started yelling loudly for people to „buy" my homemade food, when all of a sudden I did not feel like poisoning my clients any longer, so i took a small amount, stuffed it in my jaw and puked it out not three seconds later.

Had a lemon aftertaste for the next four years which was pretty lit, ngl.