Things I've eaten that shouldn't be eaten ever

Number five

A fly
(Atleast parts of it)
-1/10

My judgement:
Ah yes, brushing your teeth...
Even if this may sound like a nightmare to you (which it most certainly does), I vividly remember using banana flavoured toothpaste.

As I hadn't closed the tube before heading to bed the night before, it's likely the fly was attracted to the scent of the paste and believed it to
be food, who knows.

All I remember is feeling a small bump in my mouth whenever the brush touched my teeth and spitting out the body of a housefly when I finished.

Close your toothpaste tubes, kids.
Wasn't the best experience.