Things I've eaten that shouldn't be eaten ever

Number nine

Aluminium foil
2/10

My opinion
Have you ever suddenly wanted to eat something sweet but there's nothing to feast on in the first place?
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Well don't worry! We have baking chocolate!
Baking chocolate is almost like bitter chocolate and tastes almost as good as it too.
It contains less sugar and provides you with absolutely nothing but to stimulate your craving for sweets.

As you can tell by the beginning of this chapter, yes I am a big fan of baking chocolate. Don't ask me why or when I started to eat it but shits bussin.
And as many other small treats it comes packaged in aluminum foil so it doesn't simply melt out of its original shape.

So I was sitting on the floor at two in the morning, drinking a glass of milk and said chocolate in hand when I suddenly felt something similar to paper in my mouth.
I put the mug down and spit the object out and to my horror it was aluminum foil. I looked down onto the piece I was holding and as horrid as the thought was, my dumbass the entire time ate the foil with the chocolate.

Don't ever pull an all-nighter kids.
Shit makes you mad xx