DBS Reacts to DBZ Abridged

Episode 2: And They All Lived Happily Ever... Oh...

The Z-Fighters waited anxiously as the machine prepared the next episode.

The disclaimer appeared.

KAISERNEKO: The following is a fan-based parody. DragonBall, DragonBall Z, and DragonBall GT are all owned by FUNimation, Toei Animation, and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release.

"What's this?" Trunks asked.

"It seems to be a disclaimer, something that shows the proper ownership or a certain media," Bulma explained. "But why is it here?"

"It is odd," Chichi agreed.

The image of Goku riding Nimbus and Piccolo flying alongside him.

TFS Goku: Hey Piccolo. Mind if I ask you somethin'?

TFS Piccolo: What is it?

TFS Goku: You're not human either, right?

TFS Piccolo: Yeah...

TFS Goku: And your dad spit you out as an egg, right?

TFS Piccolo: What about it?

"Where exactly is he going with this?" Piccolo ponders.

TFS Goku: Are... Are you a Yoshi?

"I regret asking," Piccolo deadpans.

Goten smiles happily. "I love Yoshi! I always play him in Smash!"

Trunks gives Goten a teasing smirk. "And you always lose."

Goten sticks his tongue out at Trunks.

TFS Piccolo (sarcastic): Yes, Goku, I'm a green fucking dinosaur!

TFS Goku: Can... Can I ride you?

Roshi snorts. "Well that can be taken out of context."

Chichi, Android 18, and Bulma give him a quick kick to the gut, causing the old man to go down.

(TFS Piccolo lets out an annoyed groan)

(opening sequence; scene shifts to a crying TFS Gohan and TFS Raditz)

TFS Raditz: Shut up. I said, shut up! SHUT UP! Damn it, why isn't screaming angrily making you cry less?! Oh, screw it, I'm putting you in the time-out pod. (puts TFS Gohan in his Space Pod and closes the door)

Chichi growls like a wild animal.

"Jerk," Gohan grunts.

Pam sticks out her tongue. Everyone else has an angry look on their face, sans Frieza, Beerus, and Whis. Those three had a look of indifference on their faces.

TFS Raditz: (thinking) Thank sweet merciful God that's over. (out loud) Now I can just sit back and—(scouter beeps) ...beat the crap out of whoever's coming. (sighs) ...Great.

TFS Goku: Raditz! Give me back my son! (jumps off Nimbus) Wheeeeeee!

TFS Raditz: So, you're here already. And I see you brought the Namekian as well.

TFS Goku: A-actually, that hasn't been explained yet.

TFS Raditz: Oh. Well, it's not like anyone cares about him anyway.

Piccolo, Gohan, and others give an annoyed look.

(Piccolo removes his cape and grabs his turban)