DBS Reacts to DBZ Abridged

Episode 7: Saiyans? On My Planet? (It's More Likely Than You Think)

"So what's going to happen now, Dad?" Goten said, looking at the screen with interest. He threw a piece of popcorn into his mouth.

"Let's see, I think I should still be running on Snake Way," Goku said. "Boy, I'm glad I can now just use Instant Transmission to get there. Saves so much energy."

"Hmm..." Gohan thought. "Dad, is there a way to learn Instant Transmission? It seems like a useful skill, plus with that I could visit you and Mom whenever I want."
"Oh, that's a great idea, Gohan!" Chichi beamed. "I wouldn't mind at all and it'd be nice to have you over more often!"

"It would be fun," Goten smiled, but then frowned. "But don't you have your job as a scholar? What do you actually do, anyways?"

Bulma smiled. "If you want, I can help cover some expenses as long as you help Vegeta and Trunks learn the technique. With easy access to Instant Transmission and my Dragon Radar, it simplifies having to collect them all the time."

"That Yardrat from Universe 2 was certainly impressive using his own Instant Transmission," Beerus remembered. "He was their main defense. It could be useful in the future."

Whis's eyes widened as he gasped. "They could bring us delicious food all the time! As takeout!"
Beerus immediately sat up. "Great idea, Whis! Though I'd rather call it offerings, if we can get Earth's food instantly we wouldn't have to make all those ridiculously long trips!" He turned, the smile on his face evident, but quickly put it away in favor of a more intimidating expression. "Goku, as your universe's Destroyer, I demand you teach them Instant Transmission."

"Okay, Lord Beerus," Goku nodded. "I'll do it later after this."

"See that you do!" Beerus said. "Now where is the barbecue? Oh, yes. Chichi, hand me a slice."

"I'll just play the next episode," Bulma said.

The disclaimer plays.

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The scene changes to outer space, where Vegeta and Nappa's Space Pods are seen arriving at Earth.

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta (slightly annoyed): No.

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta (more annoyed): No.

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta: (really annoyed) No!

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta: (now irritated) NO!

"Vegeta, be a dear and remind me, was he always this annoying?" Frieza asked, bored.

"You don't remember your own men? Or one of the survivors from your genocides?" Bulma asked, annoyed.

Frieza rolled his eyes. "You're supposed to be in charge of some Earth company. Do you know the name of all your employees? Or how many bugs you've stepped on?" He's met with an irritated silence. "No? I guess not."

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta (relieved): Yes.

Space Pods crash through a building and land in the middle of the road, forming two huge craters.