DBS Reacts to DBZ Abridged

Episode 14: No Country for Old Namekians

Hello, y'all! Sorry about the hiatus but I just got back from a 2-week vacation. Now I'm getting back on the saddle. Hope you enjoy.

"Hurry up, I'm curious to see if my portrayal here will be any good or not?" Frieza snapped.

"As humble as ever, huh, Frieza?" Vegeta snarked.
"It isn't my fault this ridiculous show has been showing you how the world sees you," Frieza snapped. "A clown moonlighting as a prince."

Vegeta growls, the only reason not attacking is because they're supposed to be watching this under the "request" from the Omni-King.

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The scene shows Gohan and Krillin on top of a cliff, overlooking Frieza with his men interrogating a Namekian village.

Dende sighs.

Gohan gave his friend a concerned look. "Something wrong, Dende?"

"Well, aside from reliving... this... I guess I never realized you were just watching."

Gohan has a horrified look. "Y-you never knew?"
"I always figured you just arrived, you know? I mean, I don't blame you. We were strangers, Frieza and his men were legitimately terrifying, but... I guess it never occurred to me you were watching the entire thing."

"Dende, I'm sorr-"

Dende raises a hand. "Like I said, nothing to apologize for, I don't blame you."

Gohan sighed. "Still, doesn't make it right. I'll apologize anyways. Sorry."

Dende gives a sad smile as he turns back to the screen.

Krillin: Alright, Gohan, keep your power level down.

Gohan: Well I'm trying, but I can't seem to get it as low as yours, Krillin.

Krillin's eye twitched.

Android 18 gives her husband a pitying look. "Maybe it's just a comment on how fine you can lower your-"

Krillin: But I haven't eve-- I mean... yeah. Like me.

"...never mind."

Gohan: Krillin, look! The Dragon Balls!

Krillin: Whoa, those things are huge! AC/DC be damned. Geez. These aliens are scary. Especially that one in the front. Looks like a total F.A.G.

Frieza gives Krillin a look of outrage while Vegeta chuckled.

"Nice one," the Saiyan prince snickered.

Gohan: Krillin!

Krillin: What? A Freaky Alien Genotype. What'd you think I meant?

Gohan: Oh, I thought you were calling him a derogatory term for homosexual.

Krillin: THAT THING'S A GUY?!

"HOW DARE Y-"

"Calm yourself, Frieza," Beerus warned, not even looking at the warlord as he takes a bite of pudding. "I'm not going to humor you if you ruin all this food."

Frieza grits his teeth, his power spike returning to normal levels. Vegeta and a few others were actively laughing however. "When I get out of here, I'm killing all of you."

The opening sequences plays, then the scene shows Dodoria turning his head and looking upward, facing the direction where Krillin and Gohan are hiding.