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Nikolai | Bi bi bi

Nikolai x bi!reader hcs

Based on this request;
Situation: Where Nikolai finds out that the reader is bisexual, a few witty jokes and him telling her that he always knew and that its okay?

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"Why are you not surprised?" You asked with your mouth open.

"Uh, sweetie I already knew you were into both women and men alike," he said, a smile spreading across his face.

"But I never told you!"

"Please, you made it way too obvious. Even before we were dating, remember when you flirted way too much with that barista that one day?" He asked, pretending to think.

You shrugged. "That can't be enough to-"

"And the next day you came to the bar smelling like the same barista?"

Your face reddened. "Fine, you got me Sherlock."

"Yes, I got you." He smiled proudly and pulled you to his lap, and you sat down with a roll of your eyes.

"Hey, hon?" His eyes had a mischievous glint on them. "When you saw that I already knew about your sexuality, you could say you were—"

"No, Nikolai, don't you dare!"

"—taken bi surprise."

"..."

"Get it?" He looked way too proud.

"I will strangle you if you make one more joke," you warned, but you laughed anyway.

"Okay, I'll stop," he agreed. "But bi the way, we need to bi more milk."

You got up from his laps and walked away, exasperated.

"YOU CAN'T GO WITHOUT SAYING GOODBI!!" He yelled after you.