Hyperdimension Neptunia: Legend of the Male CPU (HDN x Male Reader)

Arc 2, Chapter 3: The Great Chase. You Will Know Our Resolve.

(Y/N)'s P.O.V.

Location: Lastation's Basilicom

August 29, 20XX

Time: Morning

I'm just going to say this right now as this morning was probably one of the most wildest that I've ever had in my life. So I was able to get Kazuki and Ayame patched up with the help from Compa as she used the same technique that she used on me when trying to patch up my wounds when I fought the Deity of Sin in my lucid memory dream. They almost looked like the impact never even happened. Despite that, I thought I would take a break from Planeptune and spend some time with Noire and Uni in Lastation. Noire doesn't play around when it comes to work as she's probably the most responsible out of the rest. Nep is always. . . just Nep, Vert games too often, and Blanc reads and writes too much.

Noire may be responsible, but that doesn't mean that there are some flaws in that. I was currently getting ready to wake up as I was in a room that Noire made me since I can live in any nation I want to. As I do, I felt something grip my wrist as I slowly open my eyes and what I see right in front of me next made my grow a huge red blush. . .

Someone was actually sleeping right next to me in their clothes. . . and it was Noire who was cuddling my arm and holding onto my wrists as she squeezes my arm in her chest area making me nervous as this was the last thing that I would expect Noire to do with a guy like me.

(Y/N): Uhhh. . . um. . .

Noire: Mmmm~. . . Zzzzz. . .

I try my best not to move and keep still so that I don't wake her up. Noire lets out a cute little moan and I'm just looking around to see if there is anything that I can do to get out of this situation so that Noire doesn't kill me later. Sadly there is nothing as transforming right next to her might just automatically put her in HDD and she'll obviously wake up too. I then slowly try to free my arm, but I more I struggle, the more she holds onto it like a teddy bear.

Noire: Ehehehe. . .

I can't help but smile at they way Noire is acting while she is sleeping.

(Y/N): Damn, she's a cute sleeper. . .

I think I said that rather too loud as Noire slowly opens her eyes which made me gasp as she is waking up now. . . Well, I'm dead. I bequeath everything to Histoire if I survive what happens to me next. It takes her a second to fully open her eyes and regain her vision, but the first thing that she sees right in front of herself while she was in my bed was me. Once she fully registers what she is seeing, her eyes widened with a huge blush on her cheeks.

Noire: E-E-Eh?!

(Y/N): Huh!?

As we both stare at each other with the same reactions for a second, Noire suddenly screams out in shock.

Noire: Uehh-Eh-Eh-Eh-EHHHHHHH!!!!?

Noire instantly sits up and glares at me with a look of bewilderment.

Noire: You! How did you-?! W-Why. . . What are you doing in my bed?!

(Y/N): Th-Th-This is all a misunderstanding!!!

Noire screams once more as she jumps out and runs over to a nearby dresser to start throwing random things at me with her eyes closed. She threw a pillow, a book. . . somehow she got a bowling pin, a plunger, and even a lamp from somewhere as they were all thrown towards me.

Noire: GET OUT! Deviant!!! Interloper!!! Monster!!!

All I can feel right now is constant pain as Noire kept throwing more and more random objects at me as one of the objects which was a remote hits me in the face. I then shield myself with my arms so that I don't get hit in the face my all of those objects. I then yell back at her as she continues to yell out random words at me.