Ask The Descendants

Ask if you dare...

Mal: *tapping on camera screen* Is this thing on?

Carlos: *offscreen* Yeah, see the green light?

Mal: The green light...

Carlos: *offscreen* Yeah, green light. There.

Mal: Oh, I see it now.

Jay: *offscreen* Yeah, Mal, green light means go!

Mal: Shut up, Jay. *sits on couch* You don't know how to work this thing either.

Jay: *plops next to her* Nope!

Evie: *offscreen* Do we need to restart the video?

Carlos: *offscreen* Don't worry, I'll just edit everything bad out.

Evie: *sitting on Mal's other side* Good, cause we all know Jay or Mal is going to scream a swear word now and then.

Mal: Hey that's-

Jay: Bold of-

Mal: -not fair, I-

Jay: -you to assume-

Carlos: *offscreen* Guys! I don't want to *walking up to couch* edit everything out. *sits next to Jay*

Evie: *looking at Carlos* So you'll edit all of this out, right?

Carlos: Yup. No one will see this.

Mal: So we... Start?

Jay: Yeah.

Evie: Should we all say hi at the same time, or...

Carlos: We couldn't decide this before we started the video?!

(Cut to a blank screen. Jay is heard humming the Batman theme song. Carlos takes a paper off of the camera, revealing the Core Four sitting on a couch)

Mal: *waving* Hey, everyone! Core Four here!

Jay: Nanananananana-

Evie: You guys are probably wondering what we are up to-

Jay: *does jazz hands* Batman!

Evie: *wacks Jay* Shush.

Jay: Ow...

Carlos: Anyway, we're here today to start our own blog! And you guys get to- drumroll please?

Jay, Evie, and Mal: *drum their hands against their legs to add suspense*

Carlos: Ask us any questions you wish! Or you can ask any of our friends and family! It might take us a while to get them to answer, but we're dedicated!

Jay: And bored!

Carlos: *nods* And bored!

Mal: So feel free to ask us anything! We're happy to answer and pester our friends with questions.

Evie: But, if someone feels too uncomfortable to answer something, we won't make them-

Mal: What?

Jay: Aw-

Evie: -right, guys?

Carlos: We could just get someone to answer for them...

Jay: Or we could threaten them...

Evie: Jay!

Jay: Kidding, kidding! *mutters* Mostly.

Mal: *looking back to camera* Anyways, we can't wait to receive your questions! Thank you all for watching and we hope you enjoy it!

Jay: Please ask some uncomfortable questions to Harry, I am begging you-

Evie: Jay! No, you don't need to-

Jay: But-

Carlos: Thanks for watching, see you next time! *quickly walks to camera and taps it. He turns to his friends* You guys are disastrous.

Jay: *places his hand over his heart* Ouch.

Mal: Carlos... *points to camera* The light is still green.

Carlos: No, it's red when it's off- *looks at camera* Oh, it's still on.

Jay: *laughs* Looks like your the disaster!

Carlos: *muttering* I'm going to have so much editing to do...

Evie: You are going to edit it, right?

Carlos: Sure, sure- *turns camera off*