Nab's Random Book! (Rebranded Title)

Incorrect quotes

Well, so I wanted to try this thing out even tho it's overused. Some are made by an Me, and some are made by an Incorrect quotes generater.  Enjoy!

TheGentleman: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Mr.cheese: You and me!!!
The gentleman, tearing up: Okay.

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Gnome: Why are Girlfriend  and Player sitting with their backs to each other?
Engineer: They had a fight.
Gnome: Then why are they holding hands?
Engineer: They get sad when they fight.

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The Gentleman, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Mr.cheese: Hey.
Player: Hi.
Veteran: Hello.
Captain: Hey!
The Gentleman: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Mother: We were out of Doritos.

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Impostor: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Impostor: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Black Impostor: The cow???

Impostor: What?

Green Impostor: Black, W H Y?

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Girlfreind: Rules are made to be broken.
Rose: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Safari: Uh, piñatas.
Mother: Glow sticks.
Gnome: Karate boards.
Dum: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Girlfreind: Rules.

Rose:

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 Captain: So, do you recognize any of these men?

Mother: I was hiding in the bathroom stall so I didn't see his face but I heard him. He was singing along to the music at the bar. I think it was "I want it that way?"

Captain: Okay. Number one could you please sing the opening to "I want it that way?"

Veteran: Really? Sure. You are...... my fire.

Captain: Number 2, keep it coming.

Player: Uhhhhhhh......... The one Desire?

Captain: Number 3

Stoner: Believe when I say

Captain: Number 4!

Blue: I want it that way

Captain: Tell me why!

Everyone: Ain't nothing but a heartache

Captain: Tell me why!

Everyone: Ain't nothing but a Mistake

Captain: Now Number 5!

Mr cheese: I never wanna here you say!

Captain: Whoooooooo!

Everyone: I want it that way!

Captain: Chills, Literal chills!

Mother: It was number 5. Number 5 killed TheGentlemen

Captain: Oh my god I forgot about that part

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Player: Time for plan G.
Veteran: Don't you mean plan B?
Player: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Captain: What about plan D?
Player: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
TheGentleman: What about plan E?
Player: I'm hoping not to use it. Not orange dies in plan E.
Mr Cheese: I like plan E.

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Player: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Veteran: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Captain: More or less, I guess...
Mr egg: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Rookie: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Gnome: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!

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Player: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Blondie: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Captain: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Girlfreind: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Rookie: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Baggie:
Baggie: I have emotional scars.

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'Can I copy the homework?'
Ivan: I can help you with it!
Flamingo: Yeah, sure.
Pirate: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Girlfreind: lol nope.
Safari: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Blue: *Read 5:55pm*

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And Here's a bonus with people on this wattpad! [ Btw, Dr.egg is @Bootieos16 and Raven is Galaxy raven skies  ]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Dr. Egg: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Calypso: ...I did. I broke it.
Dr. Egg: No. No you didn't. Foxxlo?
Foxxlo: Don't look at me. Look at Raven.
Raven: What?! I didn't break it.
Foxxlo: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Raven: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Foxxlo: Suspicious.
Raven: No, it's not!
Caylee: If it matters, probably not, but Nab was the last one to use it.
Nab: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Caylee: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Nab: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Caylee!
Calypso: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Dr. Egg.
Dr. Egg: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Caylee: Dr. Egg... Foxxlo's been awfully quiet.
Foxxlo: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Dr. Egg, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Dr. Egg: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Dr. Egg:
Dr. Egg: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Kinda Ironic since Caylee keeps blaming me in the roleplay we're in.