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Sherriff : Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

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Player: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Mr cheese: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and TheGentlemen isn't,

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*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*
Player, joking: Veteran's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.
Veteran: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no fucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.
Veteran: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With fuckin pros!
Veteran: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.
Captain: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-
Veteran: YEAH, CAPTAIN. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH CAPTAIN. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.
Veteran: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.
Player: *Cracking up*
Veteran: YEAH, CAPTAIN. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you FUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'
Veteran: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.
Captain:
Player: Okaaay-
Captain: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...
Player: Maybe fire? Fire type?
Captain: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?Veteran: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea Player I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.
Veteran: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE-
Captain: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!
Veteran, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise...

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Player: Veteran, keep an eye on Captain today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Veteran: Sure, I'd love to see Captain get punched.
Player: Try again.
Veteran, sighing: I will stop Captain from getting punched

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Player: We need to distract these guys
Veteran: Leave it to me
Veteran: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Captain, Mother, and Dum: *Immediately begin arguing*
Rookie, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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*The squad right before Player's wedding*
Veteran: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Captain: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Mother: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Dum: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
TheGentlemen, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

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Player, playing a VR game: You see, that's the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It's PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.
Player: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...
Player: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.