Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Another teaser for The GT fan show! this is basically a short I play during the episode, so enjoy!
Original song from Legally blonde: The Musical: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeXUFKS-nYk
I got the idea after my first time watching it, enjoy!
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The crew are currently sitting around the emergency meeting table, staring at TheGentleman intensely.
Gnome: I'm telling you Engi, He's gay!
Engineer: He's not, Gnome! This is coming from a scientist!
Gnome: Well, science doesn't identify someone's sexuality!
Mother: Well, personally I think he's straight.
Player: Wait, where's Mr. cheese?
Veteran: Oh, he's on this quest to find all the cheese in the world or something.
Captain: Gang, I think we should settle this in the best way possible, Music!
A random boombox comes out of nowhere and starts playing music (The song begins).
Gnome: There! Right there!
Look at that tanned, well tended skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh, please, he's gay
Totally gay!
Engineer: I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate
A totally straight expatriate
This guy's not gay
I say not gay
The Crew: That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically, radically fae?
Player: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks
Gnome: Look at his silk translucent socks
Engineer: There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seein'
Gnome: What are we seein'?
Engineer: Is he gay?
Gnome: Of course he's gay!
Engineer: Or European?
The Crew: Ohhhh
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?
*They all look at Mr.egg for some reason*
Mr. egg: Well, hey, don't look at me!
Captain: You see they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
The Crew: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They both say things like "Ciao, Bella"
While they kiss you on both cheeks
Gnome: Oh, please
The Crew: Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
Bro: Depending on the time of day
The French go either way
The Crew: Is he gay or European, or--?
Mother: There, right there! Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at workThat is a metro, hetero jerkThat guy's not gay, I say, no way
The Crew: That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presumeThat a hottie in that costume
Gnome: Is automatically, radically
Engineer: Ironically, chronically
Mother: Certainly, flirtingly
Player: Genetically, medically
The Crew: Gay, offically gay
Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay...
Captain: Wait what about that one time on halloween?
The Crew: Damn it! Gay or European?
Engineer: So stylish and relaxed
The Crew: Is he gay or European?
Mr. Egg: I think his chest is waxed
Dum: But they bring their boys up different there
It's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse
The Crew: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code
Mother: Yeah, his accent is hypnotic
But his shoes are pointy toed
The Crew: Huh
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
Mother: But if he turns out straight
I'm free at eight on Saturday!!!
The Crew: Is he gay or European?
Gay or European?Gay or Euro-
Player: Wait a minute!Give me a chance to crack this guyI have an idea I'd like to try (Music stops)
Captain: The floor is yours, Bestie!
Player: So Mr. TheGentlman, This alleged affair with Mother has been going on for?
TheGentlemen: Two years
Player: And your real name again is?
TG: Ebenezer
Player: And your boyfriend's name is?
TheGentlemen: Mr. Cheese
Thr Crew: *Gasp!*
TG: I'm sorry. I misunderstand, you say boyfriend I thought you said best friend. Mr. Cheese is my best friend.
Meanwhile, Mr. Cheese just got back from his cheese quest right as TheGentleman said that.
Mr. Cheese: Hey guys I'm bac- *Hears what TheGentleman says* You bastard! You lying bastard! What are you even talking about
Player: *Music stops* Well, we were wondering if he was gay or European.
Mr. Cheese: Oh ok. Well, *Music starts again* People,
I have a big announcementThis man is gay and European!
Crew: Woah!
And neither is his placeYou've got to stop your bein'A completely closet caseIt's me, not her he's seein'No matter what he sayI swear he never, ever, ever, swing the other wayYou are so gayYou big parfait!You flaming one-man cabaret!
TheGentleman: I'm straight
Mr. Cheese: You were not yesterday
So if I may, I'm proud to sayHe's gay!
The Crew: And European!
Mr. Cheese: He's gay!
The Crew:and European!
Mr. Cheese: He's gay!
The Crew: And European and gay!
TheGentleman: Fine, okay, I'm gay!
The Crew: Hooray!
YOU ARE READING
Nab's Random Book! (Rebranded Title)
Non-FictionSo, I changed my book. Now I'll do Pokemon, FNF, Creepypastas, and all sorts of other shit. Enjoy!
