Morgman Freemoth

The Walmart

Imagine this:

Morgman Freemoth walk through a blinding white light. On the other side is nothing but an expansive white void. They walk for what feels like hours when suddenly, Mothman looks down and gasps.

"Morgan! What happened to your arm!" He yells.

"What do you mean, what happened to my arm?" Morgan asks. He looks down and sees a human arm, HIS human arm. He looks at his other arm and sees the broccoli stump slowly fade away, revealing human fingers underneath. "Mamma mia! Here we go again!"

"My, my, how can i resist you?" Mothman shouts, as he kisses Morgan's new human hands.

"Mamma mia, does it show again!" Morgan calls out as his human legs are revealed. "My, my, just how much i've missed you." He shakes his head and gives his knee a slap. Slowly his 8 pack abs start to show themselves. "Yes! I've been brokenhearted. Blue since the day we parted. Why? Why did i ever let you go?" Tears fall down his now human cheeks, finally a whole human man again. "Mamma mia! Now i really now! My, my, I could never let you go!"

Falling to his knees, Morgan breaks down sobbing; Mothman sits quietly next to him and hugs him, petting his human hair. They stay like that for a long time, until the old lady appears once more. "I've been angry and sad about the things that you do. I can't count all the times that i've told you we're through and when you go, when you slam the door." A loud bang is heard throughout the void. Morgman Freemoth look around to see a house slowly building up around them. The old lady continues, "i think you know that you won't be away too long."

The old lady hands Mothman a dumbbell. "You know that i'm not that strong." he says, but the woman just eyes him expectantly. He takes the dumbbell and comments, "And I can hear a bell ring?" Shaking the dumbbell, Mothman discovers that it is secretly just a normal bell disguised as a dumbbell. Ring. Ring. Ring. Everything goes black.

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Morgman Freemoth wake up in an empty Walmart parking lot at night.

"Woah, one more look and i forget everything." Mothman says.

"Woah, Mamma mia." Morgan replies.

A young Walmart employee walks over to them. "Ugh, here I go again." she groans into her hand. She stops in front of Mothman and holds her hand out. He takes it and stands up. She ignores international superstar, Morgan Freeman. "My, my, how can i resist you?" She stares longingly in Mothman's eyes. He looks away embarrassed..

"Mamma mia." Morgan groans, rolling his eyes.

"Does it show again?" Mothman says bashfully. "My, my, just how much i've missed you?"

"Yes." The Walmart employee replies. "I've been brokenhearted. Blue since the day we parted. Why? Why did I ever let you go?"

"Mamma mia, even if I say bye-bye. Leave me now or never." A single tear rolls down Mothman's cheek.

"Mamma mia, it's a game we play. Bye-bye doesn't mean forever!" The Walmart employee sobs, smiling ear to ear. She stands on her tip toes and pulls Mothman into a passionate kiss.

Morgan is furious at the treason happening in front of him. Being a God was boring but being a normal guy just straight up sucks. He stands, clenching his fists, and shouts: "HEY!"

Mothman and the Walmart employee turn to look at him. Mothman's eyes get wide as he realizes what just happened. The Walmart employee smirks and jokes, "Mamma mia. Here I go again."

Roll Credits.

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"So what do you think?" I ask the Burger King drive thru guy.

"Are you sure you're okay?" He asks.

"Yes, i'm sure. Why do you always ask that?" I drive off without my chicken fries.