Dad Problems

President of Class 1-A

The weekend for Izuku and his girls was rather relaxing and satisfying in a way for all of them. Momo had explained a bit about her past with how she became a bit perverse as a way to experience things outside of being the prodigal daughter her mother and father told her to be getting a little out of hand as she began finding some unusual things to learn about. Unfortunately, Fuyumi spent most of her time making sure everything was ready for the week as a teacher's assistant for General Studies and looked somewhat disheveled from all the work and lesson plans the teacher had foisted on her. Needless to say, she worked up quite a bit of stress to have Izuku happily help her work out. Today started their third day of UA with many being somewhat envious of the AFO user as he emerged from his dorm room with his harem of beautiful women accompanying him.

"...I hope he drops dead of a heart attack." Mineta bluntly points out as Bakugou kicks him like a football out of the way with a cup of coffee in his hand.

"So the nerd has a couple of sluts to fuck. Big deal." He takes a sip from the mug before continuing. "Chances are, he could get them to put a tattoo on their asses saying 'Deku's Bitch' without any argument."

"Jokes on you, Bakugou. Izuku didn't ask me to put his name on my butt and I go next week for it." Fuyumi held a bit of a smirk on her face for everyone to stare at her. "What? Shoko is trying to get your baby, Ochako loves anal, Momo's a pervert, Himiko's a streaker, why am I getting the silent stare for putting something on my butt that only you'll see in full view?"

"...Not getting on that topic and changing the subject. Kaachan, you better hope that you don't call my girlfriends sluts again or else."

"Or else what?" he glared at Izuku while he pulled the mug out of his hands to smile.

"Or else I'll turn you into a woman and throw you in Mina's room with your quirk deactivated."

Mina thought about this for a moment before smiling. "Do it."

"Everyone. There is no reason to speak such profanity in the morning like this! This is a horrible act by students in UA and should be stopped immediately!"

"Whatever." Himiko walked towards the coffee pot and began rummaging through her cleavage to take out a dagger, racket ball, racket to match the ball, sledge hammer, half an empty bag of doritos.

"Hey. That's mine you thief." Camie says before snatching the doritos from Himiko. She merely continues pulling things out of her rack before finally finding her coffee mug.

"Did you talk Midoriya into buying a coffee mug that says "Best Tits on Earth" for you?" Sero arches an eyebrow reading the coffee mug.

"No, I just found this in a gift shop in England when we went there with Izuku's biological father and thought it was funny."

"It's not exactly wrong though." Nejire points out while grabbing one out of her chest that says 'Best BJ's Around'.

"I'll admit I had something to do with that one." Izuku said while sipping Bakugou's coffee and holding him at bay with one foot on his face.. "Ugh... What did you put in this? Why is there so much sugar man? I don't even taste the coffee."

"BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I DRINK COFFEE DEKU NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKIN CUP BACK!"

"Alright alright fine. You don't need to yell, I'm not even 1 Foot away from you." Izuku wipes the portion of the mug where he had sipped from before handing it back to Bakugou. "I'm gonna go into my pocket dimension to find some good coffee. I'll meet you all in class." A zipper came out of nowhere for Izuku to pull it down and show a space that looked dark blue inside before walking in and zippering back up the opening from the inside. When he did, the hole became nonexistent for everyone to stare at it, amazed that reality is Izuku's bitch to this degree.