Dad Problems

Mad Science gone Wrong

 After sleeping away most of the mid morning, Izuku is awoken by Eri standing at the edge of his enormous bed and tapping his cheek with her hands repeating the phrase: "Wake up Lazy Daddy. It's almost 10. I'm gonna miss my cawtoons and bekfass." She says with a slight lisp, repeatedly slapping Izuku. This finally succeeds in waking the all for one user from his sleep, to which he stretches and rolls out of bed onto the floor with a thud. "Why you on floor? Get up. I'm hungy." Eri protests, causing her father to sink into the ground like a liquid before appearing from the wall already cleaned and pressed ready for the day. Picking up his daughter, Izuku walks over towards the door to leave before turning and noticing the aftermath that he had made invisible to Eri.

"I should probably do something about Yui and Camie later. They're looking like they probably won't be walking today anytime soon." Looking into the room, the AFO user saw two of his girlfriends looking like they were bathing in Izuku's fluids with Camie's tongue out with her eyes up in her head. Yui on the other hand, looked like she was drowning in his fluids before hearing a snore to relax a little. "Alright. She's not dying. Not like I wouldn't be able to bring her back if need be, but would rather not resort to that."

Izuku opened the door to the dorm and walked down towards the kitchen. There, he met Ochako giving Eri her breakfast before turning and seeing Izuku with only boxers on. "I-Izuku! What are you doing looking like that in front of Eri!?" 'Don't look down. Don't look down. Don't look down.' Ochako kept her heat turned while glancing up at Izuku. This prompts him to look down at the All Might themed boxers he had on before looking at Eri who merely just shrugged. Shrugging his shoulders as if answering her, Izuku suddenly cloaks himself in a black mist before exiting in a pair of gym shorts, still shirtless. "Better...But I'd rather you still give a better example for Eri and not go about with just your underwear on."

"What? She's not seeing this and I just wanted coffee...and maybe something to keep Yui and Camie hydrated."

"How long did you do it till last night?"

Izuku stopped for a moment before answering. "Until the bed got too gross for even me to hang out in."

"Which is what, half the room being full or something with your stuff?"

"What type of stuff does daddy have?" Eri asks, looking up from her waffles.

"Adult stuff sweetie. By the way, there's a note for you on some weird machine in the kitchen. Someone called Dr. Bright." Izuku raised an eyebrow before walking into the kitchen. There, he saw a massive machine with a note attached to it. Pulling it off, Izuku began reading the note.

Dear Izuku,

Sorry I forgot your birthday the other day. As a way to make it up to you, I was able to get authorization to duplicate SCP-294 and have one transferred to your dorm room. Please don't ask how I got authorization since it's a long story and it's not worth explaining. Anyway, just make sure people know about the things you should be careful of putting here as well as to keep that Mineta kid you talked to me about away from the machine when you ask for grape juice. I'm not sure if he'd count as the liquid, but I also don't want to find out.

Your friend, Doctor Jack Bright

"Sweet! We got us the best drink machine you could ever ask for!"

"What's this machine?" Kirishima walks in, seeing the black machine with a keyboard on it.

"Woah. This thing looks cool." One by one, everyone huddled into the kitchen with Himiko immediately knowing what it was.

"Izuku. Is that what I think it is?"

"Sure is. Everyone pay attention right now because this machine is one of the most unique things you'll ever see. Allow me to introduce you to The world's greatest drink dispenser. All you have to do to get it to work is type in the name of the drink you want. So let's just say I wanted to do...apple juice." Izuku typed 'apple juice' into the qwerty keyboard before the machine whirred into life. A dispensing claw dropped down a twelve ounce paper cup before the nozzle extended and dispensed the requested liquid. When it was done, Izuku put a small bendy straw in the cup and gave it to Eri.