Dad Problems

Infiltration

After the scare of the 'media' as most of the students expected, everyone had gone back to their classrooms with 1-A sitting in their class before a portal from somewhere came out from the front of the room. Izuku hopped out with a piece of cream pie in his hands. Everyone stared at him blankly as he tossed the final piece in his mouth. "What?"

"What the heck were you up to, Midoriya?" Tsu asked, seeing him completely calm after the mishap that happened moments ago.

"Dad-Might forgot his lunch, so I brought it to him and took a piece of creme pie that my mom made a day or two ago. She makes a really good chocolate cream pie."

"I'd like you to give me a creampie." Momo whispers to herself under her breath. She gets sprayed by Himiko after this with what she calls, 'The Horny Bottle' that was made for when they were in class.

"So was this before or after the code three alarm came on?" Mina questions.

"I'd say somewhere in the middle. I heard them go off when I came back and couldn't get back to the classroom cause of all the chaos happening."

'....I don't buy it.' Himiko, Ochako, Shoko, Mina and Tsu think in unison as Izuku sits down in his chair with Aizawa coming in shortly after.

"Now that that issue is settled, today you all are going on a field trip to a facility off campus. This will go along with today's training of Rescue Training." The teacher holds up a card unceremoniously with no emotion at all.

"Well I think I'll meet you guys there." Izuku says as he opens another portal, attempting to walk through it. However in the middle of opening the portal it snaps shut violently causing Izuku to flip out. "Aizawa. I'm going to tell you this once. Please don't ever do that again."

"Why not?"

"Because that particular portal quirk I use is a Wormhole quirk. You shut it off abruptly like that when it's opening it won't end well."

"Ok? What's your point?"

"You could have just created a black hole 6 inches in front of my face and even I'm not strong or stupid enough to deal with one of those." The rest of the class audibly gulps upon hearing this but Aizawa is completely unfazed.

"Was there a black hole? No? Then shut up, go get your hero suits on and meet me by the bus." The side of the wall opens to show everyone's uniforms for Izuku to hesitantly grab his and walk towards the changing areas. "And Midoriya. You don't show up on the bus, I'll mark this as an absence. Oh, and I can tell if you use a clone. The hair is a different shade from your normal white."

"God dammit."

Few minutes later

Everyone began piling on the bus with Iida trying to place everyone in with this failing being a completely different type of bus than he thought. While heading out, Izuku had to be dragged inside by Himiko and Shoko who for some reason thought he was overreacting to traveling by bus. However, things changed when they started moving for them to know exactly why.

"I'm gonna be sick." Izuku held his mouth while looking like he was going to throw up at any moment.

"What's wrong with him?"

"Ever since we were little, Izuku has always gotten car sick. He hates riding on anything that's moving without his control. It's literally his only weakness, motion sickness and no matter how much medication he takes, he always gets sick. He was so miserable when we went on a fishing trip a few weeks back he opened a permanent dimension door he has in his pocket at all times just so he can throw up into it. Speaking of which." Himiko reaches into Izuku's right front pocket and pulls a small coin sized green portal from the pocket. Lacing her thumbs around the lip of the dimension door she pulls it open to about the size of a large pizza before picking up Izuku and sticking his head inside just as he retches out the cream pie he had eaten earlier.