Dad Problems

Names and Offers

 The next day of school came after the short break with most being content going back to their normal routine. For the guys, they were at least satisfied not having to deal with seeing Izuku have his hands in positions he shouldn't in the common space on his harem. Not only that, but the knowledge of when Izuku goes upstairs with one of them to know what is happening even though they can't see or hear it. The group as a whole was sitting in the classroom of their heroics course for the day waiting for All Might to arrive. However instead of the man in red white and blue, in walks their home room teacher Aizawa followed by the 18+ hero Midnight who grins upon seeing Izuku. Murmurs flow about the classroom asking where All Might is before Aizawa raises a hand and quiets the class.

"Alright to address the lack of the red white and blue elephant in the room. All Might is out of the country on a hero mission overseas and will return on monday. So you're stuck with us, however today isn't going to be the usual recuse/combat/relief training. Today is different, first and foremost I have the list of offer letters from the heroics programs across Japan that have sent you offers based on your performance during the sports festival. Before that however You are going to be choosing your hero names and Problem child. I have a special request come in for you that I want to speak to you in private about when class is over." Aizawa explains in his zombie monotone manner.

"I am here to act as the officiant for your hero names. Remember while these may not be permanent there is a lot of red tape involved when it comes to changing your hero names. So think wisely, come up with something heroic sounding, respectable and that isn't a mouthful." Midnight suggests writing down the criteria on the board. "I will be the one to finalize the chosen name, give critiques and do the registration paperwork for you. You can come to the front to get a whiteboard and you may begin. You can also come to either of-" She says before hearing snoring coming from Aizawa. "Well... I was gonna say you can come to either of us, but it seems like it's just me you can come to for advice on your hero names. If not, I'm excited to see what you come up with. Now come get these." She motions to the collection of small personal boards on the table next to her. Snapping his fingers, Izuku levitates each whiteboard to everyone so there's no need for them to get up.

"Thanks bro."

"No problem Kirishima."

"I DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP, ASSHOLE!" A rubber band came at Bakugou's head from across the room. "WHO WAS THE DIPSHIT THAT DID THAT!?"

"Dude, will it kill you to say thank you? There's not alot stopping him from just floating it back to where it was forcing you to get up and go get it again." Sero complains deadpanning at Katsuki's predictable yet overly loud outburst.

'And people wonder why you don't have many friends. Thank you for pointing out why nobody here really likes you, Bakugou.' Himiko thinks this as she starts wondering what her hero name should be while giving a thumbs up to Tsu who hit the ash blond with the rubber band.

The group started going down the line of what they should choose. The first one that was accepted was Aoyama's which was undoubtedly the strangest sounding name ever of 'Can't Stop Twinkling' though, that doesn't mean it's bad. The one that wasn't accepted for some odd reason was Mina's 'Alien Queen'. This was denied quickly for everyone to feel worried. Tsu changed the unease with setting the bar to something less intense with her hero name of 'Froppy'. One by one, the class gave hero names with it coming now to Bakugou's.

"King Explosion Murder."

"That's too violent."

"FINE! LORD EXPLOSION MURDER!"

"Again, too violent!"

"Can you think of something that doesn't involve the word, 'Murder' in it? That really is something not many wanna hear when they're being saved."