Dad Problems

Field Trip

An early morning came for everyone in the dead of summer. The members of class A and B were crowding around a bus stop area for UA with Izuku holding a sleeping Eri on his back. "Poor girl was so excited last night that she couldn't sleep." Himiko mentions as she rubs Eri's back remembering how she held so much excitement when hearing she'd get to go on a field trip with her mothers and father. This unfortunately led to her downfall and couldn't get up when the time came. While they waited, Monoma tried his usual banter with attempting to rile up class A.

"HAHAHAHA! I HEARD SOME OF CLASS A FAILED THEIR FINALS! SO ASHAMED YOU MUST ALL BE BEING SO MUCH BETTER THAN US! AHAHAHAHA-Ack!" He was cut off quickly by Itsuka who karate chopped the side of his neck to knock him out.

"He didn't wake Eri, did he?" She glanced over to see the small child still snoring away on Izuku's back. "Great. Also, have you seen Ibara? I can't find her and Vlad's asking me where she is."

"And what makes you think I know?" Everyone stared at Izuku for him to look around. "So when one of the girls disappears you immediately turn to me. I see how it is." Everyone remained on the topic that Izuku had something to do with this for him to sigh. "Alright. She wanted to prove she was capable of handling me but we didn't have the time nor the ability to do it around Eri. I'll pull her out of my pocket dimension now." Izuku opened a portal for Ibara to fall on the ground naked in front of him covered in sweat and mixed fluids of his and hers.

"DO YOU HAVE ANY RESTRAINT WHATSOEVER!? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU'VE DONE THIS AND SHOWN NO FORM OF SELF CONTROL!"

"Easy. There's a kid sleeping on my back." Izuku points out as Eri begins to wake up and see Ibara in front of her. She immediately covers her body's private parts for the small girl to smile.

"Morning mommy Iba. Why are you wearing a church outfit?"

Ibara stared at Izuku for him to point out the obvious. "Right now, only girls that have gone through puberty have the ability to see what you look like right now thanks to an illusion quirk I have. Thank me later that none of the guys see you looking like a hypocritical religious woman."

"What does that word mean? Hippcriminal?"

"Close Eri, but it's hy-po-cri-ti-cal. It means you're saying one thing but doing the opposite."

"Like when mommy Momo says she doesn't want mommy Himi to shower with her but showers with you?"

"...Not really, but sorta." Vlad and Aizawa began walking forward for Izuku to snap his fingers and bring Ibara back to her feet, cleaned, and in her school uniform. Aizawa stared at her and him before questioning.

"Should I be worried about you breaking the rules you were given?"

"What's he talking about?" Mina asked with both classes coming over.

"When Midoriya enrolled into UA, Nezu and the staff created a list of things he couldn't do and wrote them down for him. It's more of a 'we can avoid half the amount of madness that happens on school grounds with this." He handed a copy of the list to Momo who began reading them out loud.

List of Rules for Izuku Midoriya to follow

1. Midoriya Izuku is no longer allowed to feed Peanut butter to Principle Nezu.

2. He is not permitted to Tell general edu students that Bakugo can be tamed by a rolled up newspaper and a belly rub.

3. While it is entirely possible to create tentacle monsters with your quirk, the creation of such is strictly prohibited. Even if Ms.Kayama asks nicely.

4. Though it is possible, Midoriya is prohibited to use any revival quirks after a pet cemetery accident on campus grounds.

5. Though one can hardly tell, Midoriya cannot send a clone to classes while he sleeps with a classmate or partner of his